Kiss me deadly - Lita Ford

Went to a party last saturday night
didn't get laid i got in a fight uh-huh
it ain't no big thing
Late for my job and the traffic was bad
had to borrow 10 bucks from my old man uh-huh
it ain't no big thing

but I know what I like
I know I like dancing with you
and I know what you like
I know you like dancing with me oh yeah

CHORUS:
kiss me once
kiss me twice
come on pretty baby kiss me deadly

Had a few beers getting high
sitting watching the time go by uh_huh
it ain't no big thing
Nothing to eat and no t.v.
looking in the mirror don't get it for me uh-huh
it ain't no big thing

but I know what I like
I know I like dancing with you
and I know what you like
I know you like dancing with me oh yeah

CHORUS
CHORUS
you know i like dancing with you
dancing with you; come on
CHORUS
kiss me once kiss me twice
come on pretty baby kiss me
come on pretty baby kiss me
come on pretty baby kiss me deadly

System of a Down~

Why do they always send the poor?
My God is of Bible blood with pointed ears
Victorious, victorious steel
Can your spending kneel?
Marching forward hypocritic
And hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La la la la la la la la la la
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Kneeling roses
Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Every city, gripped in oil
Crying freedom!
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
la la la la la la la la la la
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Blast off, it's party time
And we all live in a fascist nation
Blast off, it's party time
And where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Kneeling roses
Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Every city, gripped in oil
Crying freedom!
Handed to a obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
la la la la la la la la la la
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sun
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
They always send the poor!
They always send the poor!

Ain’t even done with the night
Well our hearts beat like thunder
I don’t know why they don’t explode
You got your hands in my back pockets
And sam cooke’s singin’ on the radio
You say that I’m the boy who can make it all come true
Well I’m tellinya that I don’t know if I know what to do

You say that’s all right, hold tight
Well I don’t even know if I’m doin’ this right
Well all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day or we can run around all night
Well all night, all night
Well it’s time to go home
And I ain’t even done with the night

Well I don’t know no good come-ons
And I don’t know no cool lines
I feel the heat of your frustration
I know it’s burnin you up deep down inside
You say that I’m the boy who can make it all come true
Well I’m tellin ya that I don’t know if I know what to do

You say that’s all right, hold tight
Well I don’t even know if I’m doin’ this right
Well all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day or we can run around all night
Well all night, all night
Well it’s time to go home
And I ain’t even done with the night

Hey everyone, since its May, and summer approaches, Let's visit

One Particular Harbour

Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei
Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei

I know i don't get there often enough
But god knows i surely try
It's a magic kind of medicine
That no doctor could prescribe

I used to rule my world from a pay phone
Ships out on the sea
But now times are rough
And i got too much stuff
Can't explain likes of me

Chorus:
But there's this one particular harbour
So far but yet so near
Where i see the days as they fade away
And finally disappear

But now i think about the good times
Down in the caribbean sunshine
In my younger days i was so bad
Laughin' about all the fun we had

I seen enough to feel the world spin
Mixin' different oceans meetin' cousins
Listen to the drummers and the night sounds
Listen to the singers make the world go 'round

Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei
Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei

Lakes below the mountain
Flow into the sea
Like oils applied to canvas
They permeate through me

And there's that one particular harbour
Sheltered from the wind
Where the children play on the shore each day
And all are safe within

Most mysterious calling harbour
So far but yet so near
I can see the day when my hair's full gray
And i finally disappear

Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei
Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei

Ia ora te natura
E mea arofa teie ao nei
Ia ora te natura (ua pau te maitai no te fenua)
E mea arofa teie ao nei


Thanks JIMMY

Camelot song ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot.

USHER

"My Boo"
(feat. Alicia Keys)




There's always that one person
That will always have your heart
You never see it coming
Cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me
It's clear for everyone to see
Ooh baby ooh you'll always be my boo

[Alicia intro:]

I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
It's the only way
We know how to rock
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
It's the only way
We know how to rock

[Usher Verse:]

Do you remember girl
I was the one who gave you your first kiss
Cause I remember girl
I was the one who said put your lips like this
Even before all the fame and
People screaming your name
Girl I was there when you were my baby

[Chorus:]
[Usher:]
It started when we were younger
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taken over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

[Alicia:]
I was in love with you when we were younger
You were mine my boo
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like my boo
And I can see it no matter
How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man who's in my life
You will always be my boo

[Alicia Verse:]

Yes I remember boy
Cause after we kissed
I could only think about your lips
Yes I remember boy
The moment I knew you were the one
I could spend my life with
Even before all the fame
And people screaming your name
I was there and you were my baby

[Chorus:]
[Usher:]
It started when we were younger
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taken over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

[Alicia:]
I was in love with you when we were younger
You were mine my boo
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like my boo
And I can see it no matter
How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man who's in my life
You will always be my boo

[Usher:]
My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo

[Alicia:]
My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo

[Chorus:]
[Usher:]
It started when we were younger
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taken over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

[Alicia & Usher:]

I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
It's the only way
We know how to rock
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
It's the only way
We know how to rock

Kevin Bloody Wilson - I gave up Wanking

I gave up wanking this morning
I never thought that I could
And I'm feeling better already
This time I'm off it for good

When I first wanked
I though I was so clever
And all me mates they were mugs
Thought I was the first
Bloke here on Earth
Who'd ever played with his slug
It was my own little secret
I never told anyone
And the feeling I got
The first time I shot
Was like chooks flying out of me bum

So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow
I never thought that I could
I'll be glad to be rid of these headaches
Then I'll be off it for good

I've wanked in some unlikely places
The shower , the beach and the pool
The dunny, the tram and the pictures
And biology classes at school
And once my grandmother caught me
Wanking meself in me room
And to her surprise
I just shut my eyes
And imagined her standing there nude

So I'm giving up wanking on Tuesday
I never thought that I could
Then I won't squint like I do now
Then I'll be off it for good

My dad says it's gonna take willpower
There really is no easy trick
I honestly thought I'd need surgery
To help get my hand off my dick
Me dads been a great inspiration
He really has been a great help
He knows what I go through
And just what to do
Cuz he give it up yesterday himself

So I'm giving up wanking next Friday
I never thought that I could
Then I won`t have to wear these thick glasses
Then I'll be off it for good

So if you say you don't wank, you're a liar
And a fool if you say that you do
So next time you see , Prince Charles on TV
Remember he's wanked himself too.

So I'm giving up wanking come Christmas
I never thought that I could
And I'll sell me dog 'n me white cane
Then I'll be off it for good

I'm giving up wanking next Easter
I never thought that I could
And the warts on me hand 'll just vanish
Then I'll be off it for good

Steve Holy
"Good Morning Beautiful"

Good Morning, Beautiful
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful with you by my side
When I open my eyes to see your sweet face,
it's a good morning, beautiful day!

I couldn't see the light
Didn't know day from night
I had no reason to care
But since you came along
I can face the dawn,
'Cause I know you'll be there.

[Repeat Chorus]

I never worry if it's raining outside
'Cause in here with you, girl
The sun always shines!

[Repeat Chorus]

Yeah, Good Morning Beautiful Day...Good Morning Beautiful...
It's a beautiful day...Good Morning Beautiful...Good morning...Good Morning Beautiful..
What a beautiful day...Good Morning Beautiful!

Whip Appeal

by Babyface


Somebody told me
There'd be trouble at home
'Cause we never talk a lot
When we spend time alone
So how are we supposed to know
Know when something is wrong
Well, we've got a right to communicate
It keeps a happy home

And no one does it like me
And no one but you
Has that kind of whip appeal on me

Keep on whippin' on me
Work it on me
Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me
Keep on whippin' on me
Work it on me
Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me

When we go to work
How the day seems so long
The only thing I think about
Can't wait 'til we get home
'Cause we got a way of talking
And it's better than words
It's the strangest kind of relationship
Oh, but with us it always works

And no one does it like me
And no one but you
Has that kind of whip appeal on me

Whatever you want
It's alright with me
'Cause you've got that whip appeal
So work it on me
It's better than love
Sweet as can be
You've got that whip appeal
So whip it on me

Keep on whippin' on me
Work it on me
Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me
Keep on whippin' on me
Work it on me
Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me

And no one does it like me
And no one but you
Has that kind of whip appeal on me

[HOOK 4 times]

Keep on whippin' on me
Work it on me
Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me
Keep on whippin' on me
Work it on me
Whip all your sweet sad lovin' on me

CGT's user status made me think of this song

Imaginary Lover
Atlanta Rhythm Section


Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
When all the others turn you away
They're around
It's my private pleasure
Midnight fantasy
Someone to share my
Wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lover, oh yeah

When ordinary lovers
Don't feel what you feel
And real-life situations lose their thrill
Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine anytime

Imaginary lovers never disagree
They always care
They're always there when you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine all the time
My imaginary lover
You're mine anytime

Nick Winters ~ Star Wars

Ohhh, Star Wars
The famous Star Wars
Give me those Star Wars
Don't let them end!

Ahhh, Star Wars
If they should bar wars
Please let these Star Wars
Staaaaay!

And hey, how about that nutty Star Wars bar,
could you forget all the creatures in there?
And hey, Darth Vader in that black and evil mask,
did he scare you as much as he scared me?! AAAHHHH!

Star Wars
the famous Star Wars...
My seventh winter up here!

Staaaar Waaaaarrrssssss!!

this has been stuck in my head since i put thos ham hocks into the soup yesterday :p

Dr. Hook
Roland the Roadie & Gertrude the Groupie
Written by - Shel Silverstein (<~~~~i did not know he wrote music fo them till i went to find these lyrics. learn sumpin new everyday!)

Now Roland the roadie was only a toadie
Who set up the lights and the mics for the shows
And Gertrude the groupie was a rock 'n' roll fan
Who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows

Ok, Roland the roadie met Gertrude the groupie
At a rock concert back in Bayonne...ow...
He tried to seduce her, said he'd introduce her
To all of the Beatles and Stones

So Roland the roadie got Gertrude the groupie
A seat in the balcony above...oh...
And Getrude the groupie felt grateful and groovy
But Roland the roadie felt love

And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops
And some folks loves vegetable soup... c-c-c-caow!..
And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie
But Gertrude the groupie loves groups

She stood up and screamed as the amber spot beamed
On her heroes, so skinny and tall
With their eyelids so droopy and Gertrude the groupie
Now she was in love with them all

Roland the roadie told Gertrude the groupie
To wait and he'd be her man...oh...
But while he dreamed of a rose covered home
She was out with the group in the van

Gerty! Gerty!
Come on, baby
Come on out here
I know you're in there!
The whole trailer's moving, baby!
What about me?
Gerty!
Gerty?

Now Roland the roadie is back on the road
His heart has been broken again
And Gertrude the groupie waits out in the cold
For the very next group to come in

And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops
And some folks loves vegetable soup...yeah...
And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie
But Gertrude the groupie loves groups, groups, groups, groups...
Anybody, baby, anybody...

(Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope")
(Artoo: Beeps)

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader (Vader: Breath sounds) drawing near.
So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi. (Ben: "Obi-Wan")
He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands.
So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan,
so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han...

chorus
At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

(Greedo: "Oona Goota, Solo?")
His name was Solo (Han: "Han Solo"), he was a pilot (Millenium Falcon flying by)
With a blaster at his side (Solo's blaster firing), and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca (Chewie: "Roar"), he was a Wookiee.
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon.
Docking Bay Ninety-four (Ben: "Ninety-four"), Stormtroopers at the door. (Three knocks on metal)
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber (Saber igniting and swooping), now there's an arm, (Surly man: "Aaaargh!") on the floor...

chorus
At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

(Ben: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.")

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet. (Yoda: "EewOHew!")
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad.
Luke kissed his sister (Leia kissing Luke); his hand got cut off. (Saber Zap, Luke: "Aaaaagh!")
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene. (Jabba: "Ho! Ho! Ho!")
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine...

chorus
At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! (Cantina Droid Alarm)
[Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

(Ben: "The Force will be with you, always")
[Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,] (Artoo: Beeps and Whistles)
[Star Wars,] (Chewie: Growl) [Star Wars Cantina...]

Main Theme
(The "real" lyrics, "never before released," notes separated with dashes.)
(Come on--sing along--you know you want to.) :D


Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars

the-big-hair-y-guy-and-the-guy-with-the-gun.

They've-got-a-sword that looks like-a-flash-light

the-chick-with-the-ear-muffs-and-the-old-decrepit-man.

and-the-gold-en-dro-o-oid-ta-a-a-alks-too-much

and-the-blue-one-loo-ooks-like-a-trash-can

and-Wedge-was-the-only-fighter-pilot-who-lived-through-all-three-of-the-movies

Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars

there's-Darth-Vader-and-that-Admiral-guy

they've-got-a-big-narly-space station-lots-of-stormtroopers-and-really-cool-ships

and-Lu-u-u-uke-blew-ew-ew-it-up

a-and-Han-saved-his-ba-acon

a-and-they-all-got-medals-in-a-nice-ceremony-a-and-Leia-kissed-her-bro-other-on-the-lips

Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars

this-song-is-not-liscensed-by-lucas-film-ltd.

And-if-they-ever-found-out-I-can-be-put-in a cell with bubba



THE END

Styx - The Best of Times



Tonight's the night we'll make history, honey, you and I
And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time
And stay with you here tonight
I know you feel these are the worst of times
I do believe it's true
When people lock their doors and hide inside
Rumor has it it's the end of Paradise
But I know, if the world just passed us by
Baby I know, you wouldn't have to cry

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times

The headlines read 'these are the worst of times'
I do believe it's true
I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
I wish the summer winds could bring back Paradise
But I know, if the world turned upside down
Baby, I know you'd always be around

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times

And so my friends we'll say goodnight
For time has claimed it's prize
But tonight will always last
As long as we keep alive memories of Paradise...