Yup, it's a sure sign of autumn.


You like the sounds of classic country music from the 50's 60's and 70's.

True


Your work commute takes less than 30 minutes one way.

False, retired early

You would like to volunteer to serve Thanksgiving meals to the homeless and less fortunate but......

True, but Aussies don't do Thanksgiving

You enjoy swimming

True ... but I don't very often :(

You like cartoon shows

False


You have more than one pet.

False, just the one kitty.


You have been to Disneyland.

False, although I've been damn near it several times


You need an orgasm

False............ wait a minute, did I just say that I don't need an orgasm? :banghead:

Of course I need an orgasm! TRUE, TRUE, TRUE!!!


You would prefer an orgasm instead of breakfast most days.

True

You would be much thinner if you had a steady supply of orgasms in lieu of food

False............ Can't afford to lose anymore weight. :rofl:


Now if orgasms would make my hair grow................ ;)


You have an idea of what you will be buying your loved ones for presents this holiday season.

FALSE I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO GET ANYONE EXCEPT MY 4 YR OLD

you enjoy the holidays and all that goes with it

False. I haven't even thought of it yet. Coal? Well, I don't want to be responsible for any more coal miners being trapped....so I might buy them wine.


You have a kinky streak

True. I have the hair on my chest and stomach shaved so that it points in an arrow down towards Little IowaMan & friends. And there is a kink in the arrow. :rofl:


You like a steak to be cooked to at least medium.

False. Rare girl here. :D


You need an afternoon nap