What do you call a freshly shaven phone company information clerk?

First and ten.

What were the rates for services at the local brothel?
first (base) ten bucks,second base 40 bucks etc......

Jump on the pigskin

What did the redneck farmer say his favorite activity was?



Playing hide and seek

What do you tell the kids go outside and play so you any your spouse can play the inside the house adult version of hide and seek?

Nose bleed seats

what are seats that make you say, "I could have sat closer in my living room?"

chocolate milk shake

What do all the boys at the Omega Psi Phi Fraternity hope for when they host a dance at the house??

step show

What turns on the escalator repair man?

bundle of joy

How do bondage aficionados refer to their subs??

All wrapped up.

What do bondage aficiondos refer to their hobbies.

living dream

what is my wife?

love potion #9

What is the potion made by two lovers in heat.

deep dish

what is an awesome pizza (just cause I'm hungry right now)

blow it out your ass

What is a game of lighting your farts called?

blow job

what is every mans dream?

sit on it

What is every womans dream.

down and out