What would Ozzy Osbourne never name his house?

Michael Schumaker's helmet

What did Michael call the head of his penis?

Will it play in Peoria?

What was said of the fallen superstar athlete who amassed a fortune in debt?

Retired from fatigue

what is how I feel after this past weekend?

bicycle race

When the cars and motorcycles break down, what's next?

Yankee Doodle Dandy

What is how a satisfied lady feels.

fireworks

If you are troubled by frenquent unwanted sexual advances from Frankenstein, what "works" to get him to leave?

a real short fuse

What is the effect of lots of direct stimulation of the guy?

7th Inning Stretch

If HILLERICH & BRADSBY CO. made a cock pump what would the flagship model be called?

Good wood on it!

What does a fire need when it's dying down?

The escape club

What organization do Lilith's dungeon visitors long to join?

What's for dinner?

What is the question most asked by person with an "oral fixation"?

A Raw Bar

What test do law students who can only speak in curses have to pass?


You're gonna shoot your eye out!

What is said to Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" when he asks Santa for a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas?

Neo

If you are going to be in a phyte what is the best opponent to draw?

Smooth operator