False


You've memorized a few words in a foreign language to impress a date.

False




You've never had a REAL massage.

False. Well, not a full body massage except from my wife. But, in Japan I used to get a neck and shoulder massage with my haircuts. At that time (1955-58), it added 25 cents to the bill. :)

You've never been on a ferryboat.

False

You enjoy crossword puzzles.

True. I used to love them when I was still working. I'd often work them in my office during the lunch hour while I ate.

You've got big plans for the 4th of July.

True...I'm going to seea friend I haven't seen in 12 years! :D


Fireworks always make you feel like making love under the stars.

true... but most things do, sigh

You have used an electrical appliance other than a vibrator to achieve orgasm?

yes...my advice is to forego the electic knife and the slicer, as well;)


You have introduced your partner to the OTHER joys of fruits and vegetables.

yes...my advice is to forego the electric knife and the slicer, as well;)


You have introduced your partner to the OTHER joys of fruits and vegetables.

yes... well no, apparently she already knew about them, lol

you have hidden in a cupboard and made out with someone

False


You have hidden in a cupboard to hide from another person to keep from being discovered while making love.

lol, i laughed so much when i read that, but no. A couple of near misses, but nothing so exciting.

you have pinched a strangers ass

Well, many people think my SO is strange, so "true-ish. ;)


Your co-workers notice a difference in you on mornings you make love before coming to work, tho' they don't necessarily know WHY your mood is different.

lol... probably not. I am annoyingly happy... they probably think i do it all the time :)

You prefer not to use a condom

True...theres no chance of "kittens" anymore(I love my Dr.!) and I've been with the same partner for years.


Your sex drive seems to increase with age.