What is either a "hard nosed dick" or the host of some home improvement show on cable?

Smother thighs

What don't you need your head to be caught between if you're already short of breath and having a hard time breathing? :D

Earth Angel

Who is the current reigning Queen of the Mud Wrestling circuit?

Down and Dirty.

what do I like to get when I'm frisky?

hot and heavy

What is an iron skillet right off the stove?

Good ol' days

How my Grandpa described the horrors of World War II, the famine and poverty of the Great Depression, the misery of the Dust Bowl days, the lack of modern convenience, the substandard health care.... (funny thing is, he had it right!)


AM radio

What is the frequency for static lovers, Kenneth?

licks and frets

what is gene simmons doing to his bass onstage?

pickles and ice cream

What are 'hers' and 'his' food substitutes?

Take me home, country roads.

What is "Fuck, I am lost?"



Inny and Outty

How did the kindergarten teacher explain sex to her children?

Thinkgs go better with Coke.

what was the official motto of New York City's Studio 54?

Nose to the grindstone

What new game has Lilith developed for the dungeon?

When you care enough to send the very best.

What did God say about the firemen and police officers on 911?



Let's just hit the high spots

What did the goofy pilot say to his scared passenger?

Bring us another round.