What two things often came together for stereotypical sheep farmers.

Fall fun.

What is jumping out of an airplane?

Gatorade and horseradish

What do the anally fixated call "squating for apples"?

costumes and treats

what is a creative sex life?

hell or high water?

What is difference between a low simmer or a big flood when it comes to lovemaking?

Trail mix.

what do you get when you meet another couple for group sex while out hiking?

cotton candy and soft ice cream

What are two non-sexual sweets that could be easily used together with a live, sexual sweetie?

Popcorn and TV.

what are a perfect combination?

hawaii 5-0 and beverly hillbillies

What are two old shows ... one of which featured a sexy gal?

Lara Croft and Harrison Ford.

What are both whip smart and two boobs at the same time?

The arc of the covenent

What is it, without which, Indiana Jones may never have gotten further than Turkey Run hunting arrowheads (a Park in northwestern Indiana)?

A tisket, a tasket, a little yellow basket.

What are the effects of jaundice on a man's genitals?


"he ain't heavy..."

What's the lead-in to the sentence, "He ain't heavy, he's waistline impaired?"

Save the last dance for me.

that's nice DB but you're not my type....LOL

What is what you say to your wife on your wedding night?

jules verne

LOL@musicman. Whew!

Wasn't he the author of the story about the "Naughty Pus?"

Mike Hammer