False. We have a wireless router.


I need to get off my ass and go do something useful today.

False--trying to relieve my stress level right this second.

I need to make a phone call.

False - I need to go home!

I'm hungry!

True. Binging is always fun when you're spending a quiet day at some. Dieting will follow. :D

I need to go to the airport tonight

False. Nearest airport is 90 miles. :D

I need to go to the grocery, though.

True. I have almost no milk left.


I need to get an oil change

True. But if I run it long enough, all I have to do is add five quarts.

The tires look a little bald.

Nope--just got some new ones.

I am going swimming soon.

False. Although I might be if I was in IA

I'm thinking of chocolate and sex again...

False...don't eat a lot of chocolate.

I'm way late for home!

No--I'm AT home.

I'm having a blonde moment.

Isn't that natural for you, IAKG?

(((I *never* have those)))


I'm wishing my SO were home

False...she wishes I was at home!

I should rent a movie.

True. Preferably a good one.

I should leave now to get some stuff done.

False

I am taking my time tonight.