Neat trick! Now we don't have to worry if Maid's on break any more.

*Settles into her new cup of tea and hopes she can remember how to work the dang thing next time she needs a refill*

"Not a problem kitty, theyre also voice activated."

*HMM.... Looking confused*

Well i guess i'll figure it out if I want more hot water.

ts easy, touch the red icon, and say clearly what you want, and it maerializes on the metal plate.
simple,neh?

At last! I am BELIEVED!!!

Seeing that one of the Faceless One's has already got you a cuppa, I just going off in the TARDIS. The Doctor's just popped in to take me to Oompaloompa. Does anyone else need a lift?

lol....of course you are believed dear...I went back and did some research and it showed that Maid does do some work, but not much. Of course with her being Union and all I can understand.

*looks puzzled*
But if you didn't want a girl that was Union why did you hire Maid?

Because she said she would work for me free. :(

Liar, liar! Pants on fire!!
 

Hehe...ahh. I begin to see.

*refills her own cup of tea and looks thoughtful.*























Tib I think she needs a raise and more breaks.

*Splutter*

*Choke*

*Cough*

*Gasp*

*Wheeze*

M-m-more breaks. A p-p-p-p-p-p-payrise???? :eek:

:D

:love:

"I....need....a....doctor!"

*Feeling my entire life force ebbing at such a shock, I slowly slump to the ground.*

"Help me....help....me."

Oh, Baby! Oh, Baby!
 

*SPLUTTER*

AIR!! AIR!!!

A Sam Adams please.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you two……..doing whatever it is that your doing there there.
Or as Maid says, “Here Here,” and I might add a “Bravo” of my own.

I’ll get the beer myself and just watch if ya don’t mind. You two just keep doing whatever it is you’re doing. Chest sitting, is that what you call it? Looks interesting.

:D :D :D

Yup. Chest sitting -- a variation of my infamous *POUNCE*

*PROUD*

and he LIKES it, too *nodding sagely*

*looks around on entering*


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................


Self-serve to-day? :D


*Averts eyes from MoM and Tib in the corner.* :eek:

Hiya Chloe. Grab a drink and come sit with me. We can watch Maid and Tib.

It might get interesting.:viking:


Ya never know what ya might see.:grope:

Hello Oh breaded one, scooch over........


:hump: :bj: Not much going on yet. Oh well.:cheers:

Scooching......

Yeah, you're right, they aren't doing much. (My chin in my hand).

None of this.:sex:

or this.:hump:

nor even any of this.:bj: or:69:

What say we have another drink and see what happens.:cheers:

*Lifting head up over bar*

Hiya, Chloe, Gray.

*Then I see Maid sitting on top of some guy's chest with what looks like a terrified expression on his face*

What are you up to, Maid? Stop taking your break and leave that poor punter alone.

:eek:

(You really didn't think that was me Maid was sitting on did you? ;))

Pssssst! They think they can fool us!

:bj:

Bwahahaha!

Urm - carry on carrying on you two......don't mind us.

:hump: :bsex: :3: :69:

What are you implying, Chloe? :cool:

Hmmm. BTW: We are looking for a bog cleaner for the toilets here at the Inn. I am told that you are highly qualified. :p

Oh No! Not toilets again.:eek: :mad:




:ahole:



:D

Maid? CPR would almost be considered work couldn't it?

Bah to all this.

This thread shouldn't be called the Welcome Inn, it should be called the Scivers' Den!

Re: *looking down at Tib*
 

Maid, I keep telling you.

That's not me you are looking at. But some Hollywood stunt man who has been hired to be my double.

I may be on Maid's side here, but I at least I continue to come here for my cuppa when i need one :) You should be happy for the business. ;)

Very true, SK. However, just for you, I will charge double!

:hot:

*sigh*

You're an evil, evil man, Tibvo. Rotten to the core.

This one's on the house, Kitty. ;) I'll take care of Mr. Management.

Thanks Maid :) I knew I could trust you honey.

Hmmm. This is getting far too friendly for my liking.

Maid, you are not thinking of restarting WOW are you?

WOW? Never heard of it. Of course I could go for another cuppa Tib even if you wanna charge me double. ;)

A nice big cuppa coffee please!

Two authentic British cuppa teas coming up.

WOW was an organisation created by Maid at another forum for like minded women. *Shudder* I can still remember the terror they installed.