I did many many years ago. Looking at it now the special effects were rather poor.

I have never laughted so hard that I have peed my pants.

Me either, but I made my mother in law laugh so hard she farted.

I've never gotten over the breakup of Simon and Garfunkel.

I haven't either. It sucks.

I've never enjoyed Ozzie's humor

Ozzie Osbourne or Ozzie & Harriet? ha ha

I've never lit a fart.

Me either. Nor would I try.

I've never gone to a tanning booth

Me neither. Beach is too close not to go there for my sunburns.

I've never broken a bone.

I have. In gymnastics (btw - TY wildirish for the compliment on the av...trying something new.)

I've never been in jail.

Um...well...errrr...technically? No comment. (and I assume the something new you're trying is the picture and not the picture's content. ha ha)

I love my job.

True. I do love it...although sometimes it does not love me.

((I've never personalized an av before...so you're right...)

I've never used toys during lovemaking (unless you consider whips a toy)

Very false. Almost sacreligous! And yes...whips are toys unless in Lilith's hands!

I've worn out a toy or two in my days.

False. I only have one...and it's mostly new.


I've thought about buying more toys...

Yes but it was on the wife.

I've never seen a whip used during sex.

I haven't either...Lilith?

I've never had sex in a dressing room in a store.

Yep. It was fun...although it scared him (but less than the knives...)

I've never had intercourse (to completion) in the shower

No, but I'm eager to try.

I've never had someone fall asleep during sex.