What is Miami's coach hoping for?

sore feet

what do I have after a day at work?

justin and britney

Who are two of the most annoying people in today's pop culture?




fudgecicles

What do you call a popscicle when it is used as a butt plug?

Not in months with "R's"

What you get when your spouse is frigid.

spread eagle

What's a good position to assume when you want to hint that you're interested in someone?

Mike Hammer

What's a good name for a man's tool?



Mr. Goodwrench

Who is Miss Goodwench's boyfriend?

I'd walk a mile for a Camel?

what is what I would do if I had a nicotine addiction???

bodacious ta tas

What is slang for "Golden Yabos or Sweater Mellons"?

a big Caboose

what is something you never tell a lady she has....

diet sprite

What is to real soda as coitus interruptus is to sex?


full body nassage

What would be wonderful foreplay?




The Agony of Defeat

What describes his feelings if he ejaculates prematurely?

The cat's in the cradle.

Where does an overly protective childless couple have their cat sleep?

."...Little boy blue and the man in the moon".