False ... only about 6 feet from our bed. I will probably take a nap in a bit, though.

I'm in a really good mood.

True, and it's all because school started today. YEA!!!

I'm having a terrific day.

False. I'm counting minutes until it's over.

I need to get organized.

True, but it hasn't happened in 35 years. I see no reason to expect it today.

I need some luvin.

Oh, most definitely.

I need *lots* of luvin.

Oh, most definately.

Someone better love me quick.

True--but I'm not sure anyone's close enough for that. ;) LOL

I am feeling stress from at least one person today.

False. Pretty stress free today.

I think I'm going to masturbate this afternoon. Feeling horny.

That's a negative, red leader. I'm gonna hold out and ravage my wife tonight.

I'm gonna try not to masturbate this afternoon!

False, it's been running fine. *knocks on wood*

I'm fresh out of beer.

True (to both!!!)


I'm going to go and get some beer in a few minutes!

False. Although I would be interested in bed, if I had the right company.


I am going to sweat it off (at the gym)

False, I'd rather hit the sheets.

I'm waiting for a very important email.