LMAO. Nope. That would be a whole day project - hair is most of the way to my waist


You did paint your toenails today, though

Can't say that I did that.

You had two different people hit on you today (not at Pixies).

Ummm...one definite and three possibles (I think from their eyes I was getting second looks)...does that count?


You wore something sexy today

False, unless you think a Hawkeyes sweatshirt and a pair of 501's is sexy.



I'm not intimidated when a lady tells me she's used to a 10" penis.

True. Why would I care?


I am indifferent to penis size

Doesn't matter to me. I figure I've got what I was born with and there's not a lot I can do about it. I only wonder if I'm using what I've got in a good manner.


I love ice cream. :D

Somewhat true. I love soft serve vanilla, and cinnamon ice cream. And Graeter's (in Ohio) But generally I can take it ot leave it


You prefer salty foods to sweet foods

Nope, I prefer sweet to salty. I don't even use salt while cooking.




Every day between Dec. 25 and Jan. 2 should be a national holiday.

True but start with Dec. 24th.

Shoveling snow is good for your disposition.

False...but it is good for your health


Sunshine is good for your disposition

Most days that's true but I seem to be in some sort of strange funk today and it's not cheering me up. :shrug:


You played sports in high school.

Does marching band and swim team count? I didn't play a team sport


You were a highschool misfit

True...A little over 20 years ago. :p


You enjoy playing practical jokes.

True.


You have a healthy dose of humility

Absolutely, I've learned that you can't take anything in this life for granted. Learned that at an early age.

You think smoking in public places should be outlawed.