True

I'm throwing my wife (so/spouse) a kiss.

Not guilty.

I am going to see some old friends today.

Innocent. Some new ones might appear, though.

I'm still tired and will probably take a nap later.

False. I could, but then I wouldn't sleep tonight. :(

We might go for a drive.

True

I need more hours in a day.

not guilty. i like the day just the way it is.

do you associate sex with food?

I must be guilty, I'm always hungry for sex. :D :D

Do you?

Not guilty.

Do you find your everyday conversation littered with sexual overtones that most people don't pick up on?

Guilty


Do you ever get lost...even in your hometown?

Not guilty ...

Usually have a pretty good sense of direction, but if I am in doubt, I usually pull over and ask someone or stop at a service station.

Have you ever run out of fuel while driving?

nope but come close

have you ever made fun of someone for that?

NO I wouldn't make fun of them because it would happen to me next.

I would love to have some chocolate melted all over my body.