Who will star in the porn adapatation of "The Beauty and the Beast"?

NaCl

What is a confusing abbreviation?



Pony Express

what is a perfect description as to how long it sometimes takes to get my message across?

soft ice cream

What is the best kind of ice cream to lick off someone's hot body?



sports fanatic

what is someone who thinks sex is a gymnastic sport?

sex & candy

What are the two sweetest addictions?



going home

Where are you going when it won't get up anymore?

Beatle's songs

What music makes a great party but a lousy mood music for sex?



I cigar, 2 telephones, and a party platter

what are the key ingredients for a successful poker game?

hame & cheese on white

What did the comedic robber make the clerk at the 7-11 wear as a loin cloth as he held a smith and wesson to his head?


Life in the "Food chain"

What is the autobiography of a soy bean?




Night Moves

What do you call changing channels to find a late night show worth watching?

Sleep soundly

what do you call something I wishI could do?

peanut brittle

What characteristic does a ceramic Charlie Brown show if dropped on a hard floor?

Danish roll.

what are the naughty girls in Copenhagen who flaunt their bare "buns" looking for?

TheGrapes of Rath