Always a fantasy, but not one that's likely.

You have a dog.

False


You have more than one pet.

True ... two cats

You have a riding lawn mower

no, but i really should have, what a mistake!!

True, I've made many of them. :D

I like late night TV.

Only if I can stay up past 10pm.


I need to get out of my clothes.

True

you want to have someone join you after you get them off

True

You are having naughty thoughts

True...that's most anytime. ;)

I am planning how to implement my naughty thoughts.

True, I'm working on a plan of action.


You have exciting plans for this weekend.

False

(What do you consider naughty thoughts?)

You wish your weekend plans involved surprises

false...lots of plans but so far not exciting...have to work on that.

I want to do something a little kinky with my significant other this weekend.

True.

*naughty as in lots of wet, hot sex ;) )


You wish you had something sweet to munch on.

True, sweet and succulent.

You wish you had something hard to lick.

Mmmmm True


You want to sink into something warm and wet.