what is a carbohydrate addict's dream?




web cam masturbation

What has recently surpassed baseball as America's national pastime?


super glue

What comes out of Elmer's cock??



tuna salad

what does Bill Parcells (the big tuna) eat before every cowboys game?

billy bob thornton

What you say when you meet your cousin.

banana split

What does a BME enthusiast refer to his meatotomy as?

Orange County CA.

Which Orange County ISN'T where American Chopper is taped?



Huggies, Pampers, and Luvs

What are employed when Little People (aka Midgets) suffer from geriatric incontinence?

Loose Women and Uptight Men

What do you find in a bar at closing time?


A woman who can do the splits

what is a gymnastic porn star?

kibbles and bits

What do you find in a canine porn movie?



caffeine and sleeping pills

Mexico may have their jumping beans, but what combination in this country makes for jumpy dreams? ;)

When you care enough to send the very best.

what is sending myself to a horny woman?

cinnamon hearts

What is an underrated oral sex toy?

lack of sleep and overtime hours

what is the description of my job?

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