Well, I like everything in apple pies but the apples. Weird, I know. :)

I enjoy teasing my S/O.

True

I enjoy baking Angel Food cakes.

False.

I enjoy cuddling.

False, but my hypochondriac wife is convinced she is getting strep.

I feel like chicken tonight.

False.

I am not sure what I'm having for dinner.

True.

My desk is junky and it needs cleaning.

False - cleaned it before vacation last week. Give me another day.

I need more cat food.

False. No cat to feed!

I can spend the rest of my day relaxing.

False. Still have work to do.

I'm feeling especially sexy today.

Suprisingly true. Might be time for a reality check. ha ha

I need a good laugh.

You just gave me one. :)

I am feeling very desired today.

You should be. I, however, will have to see when I get home. It's touch and go throughout the day.

I can't stand up right now.

I can but will probably leave a wet spot on the chair. ;)

LOL

I am soooooo evil this week.

True. Why else would I post a pic out of the blue like that?

I'm concerned about the ever increasing price of marital aids.