What's a dominatrix warming up?

Clouds

what are my eyes like during allergy season?

paperclips

which is the least likely of all the stationary supplies to be used by a professional dom?

Los Angeles and Chicago

what are 2 cities I've been to?

jello pudding pops

Who are the jello pudding moms married to?

Murder, She Wrote.

What television show will never go off the air?

Johnny Cash

my name is Sue.... how do you Do?
 

What country singer/songwriter just "cashed in" his chips?

spunk cocktail

what do you get when you jack off into a cup several times?

joan rivers

Name a plastic surgery experiement gone awry?

Kobe Bryant

What has the Japanese steer farmer recently re-named his #1 stud?

Police reports and mug shots.

what is in most professional athlete's biographies?

coffee and doughnuts

What is in the first lesson of things to know for new police recruits?

and your answer?

YO! Bro....
 

What is a "braincramp"?

The 1948 Plymouth Woodsided Wagon

Cheese personified!

potatoes and yams