Found one: Do it Yourself, the complete guide to masturbation.

Could come in handy.

That was a good one, OF.

Boom Boom?

Did you click the red shiny candy apple button?

Yep, the drum rolled for me.

I LOVE it AZ!!! :D

The first 'ringtone' I want that isn't the sound of "a ringing phone". :fone:

When I finally fold and get a smart-phone, the ringtone I want is this :-

:roflmao:






...... but I still like the rimshot. ;)

btw-


If you recall the 'SMARTASS phone" that gave me so much crap,:hair: well it's been saved for a special occasion that you will be part of. :D

Sounds like a blast, PF.

Exactly :D

like I've been hit by and truck and they backed up so they could run over my heart again.

What just bit you?

Got a bit of a sore throat, just on one side. I'm at home alone most days--where the hell did I pick something up?