what in combination with a scragly mustache and a sizeable schlong was necessary for a man to star in an Adult Film in the late 1970's?

best eaten raw

What is cool about a tuna taco?



laughter in bed

What happens if my man ever called it a tuna taco? (lol)



ice cream and raspberries.

What is Eliza's favorite bedtime/sextime desert?



planes and trains

what are excellent places to have sex?

moonlit sky

What will I be looking up while laying benieth you?



Cute little sexy Blinky Men

what will be on top of you while you're looking at the moonlit sky?

hard as a rock

How hard do Cute Little Blinky Men get?




Moaning and groaning

what do cute little blinky men do to eliza?

rockin and rollin

what kind of music will we have on in the background?



engorged

what is your mouth?

wet and slippery

How do you best describe a post coital rubber meeting the road?

A time out

What do you call a potty break during a night of lovemaking?

Less filling.

What would you call sex with someone 5" compared to someone 8"?


Kibbles and bits

What do dogs think is being said when some guy says, "Nibbles dem' tits."?

Take me out to the ballgame.