What's does the sado-masochist rely on when he can't get a date?

Nachos Grande

What is it that a petite Latina calls the genitic material inside a typical NBA players jock?

squeeze and freeze

LOL@south

What happens when you jerk off in the cold?

Try a little tenderness ..

what did mistress say "it was time to..." while holding a 12 ounce metal meat tenderizer?

free wash with oil change

What did the top part of the sign say that ended in ... "For a full bath, you need you're tires rotated?"

Happy Go Lucky

How do you refer to an average guy with the exception of his perpetual boner that get laid all the time?

"Ol' Blue Eyes"

I'll go with the obvious - who is Frank Sinatra?

smokin' in the boys room

What did George Michael say he was doing when he got arrested, but the jury didn't buy?

Hermann Munster

Who was Eddie Munster's dad?"

"You can trust your car to the man that wears the star."

What must you do when you are caught "infalatoladicto" at lover's lane by an unsympathetic officer of the law and they haul your ass off to jail for not being all too cooperative?

Happy Motoring!

What do you call a BJ while driving down the road?

Better living through chemistry.

What was the motto printed on the bottom of Dr. Timothy Leary's business cards?

bong water stench

What's the name of Willie Nelson's cologne?

coffee grounds

Under what "grounds" did the hyper active man sue his wife for divorce?

Furnace Poker

whats the favourite card game in Hell?



black cotton socks