Why does the doctor put that little light up to your ear?

Flat feet.

What is Arch Enemy #1?

A Toe Injection

What is the night stand in the darkness?

Superkalafragulisticexpialadocias

What sort of Doscias does Mary Poppins enjoy while gettin head?

..."Looking for soul food and a place to eat"...

Where is the soup kitchen?

Looking over a four-leaf clover.

What happens when you fuck in a bed of shamrocks?

low torque velocity

What you get with a very slow relaxing fuck.

two black eyes

What does a Peeping Tom risk if he gets caught?


Cake and ice cream

What is a Favorite Desert?


Rhythm Nation

What would we be called if everybody made love to the same music?

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women

What is the feminist reprise to "guitars, cadilliacs and hillbilly music"?

barstool logic

When you see a piece of furniture that get's real smart while you're having a beer, do you sit on it?

The softer side of Sears.

what does Sears call it's flacid penis?

"Yes it looks cool, but now I have to sit down when I pee."

What did the TS say looking in the mirror after his ... er ... the surgery healed?

"Oh, no, it's gonna blow!"

what is the primary danger in putting your penis into a swimming pool's filter intake hole during a drunken skinny dip?

"a pillow biter"