Q: What did I say when I punched all but one of the "Freinds?"


A: The swamp, the sticks and a goat

Q: What Lousiana men need for fun?




A: A boy and his dog

Q: What goes well with a girl and her pussy?

A: Socks, locks and cocks.

Q What you call someone with a foot, bagel and bird fetish?


A: With a statue in the middle of the park

Where did she have sex?

boring at 2am

Q: What did the gopher find himself doing to his wife?

A: Flintstones

Q; What are Vitamins?


A; Whips , Cuffs & Viberators

Q: What sounds like fun?

A: 69

How did you guess I just adore that position?

A rubber sheet on our bed!

How do you know its time to break out the baby oil?

Dildo, fishing line and jelly donut

What do you need to catch and mount a wide-mouthed lass?

Leather and lace

What am I wearing?


rim shot

What is jerking off into a glass and missing????


burps and farts

What really spoils a good 69?

French bread and Italian sausage

What is food, that is not hard enough for vaginal insertion???? :D :D


teared eyes and screaming