and I'll show you someone that ain't walking home.

Show me someone that cries at weddings...

...and I'll show you someone that let the "good one" get away.

Show me someone who likes her meat rare...

and I'll show you a line-up of horny guys

show me someone who had a long hard day

...and I'll show you someone ready for some "relaxation." :D

Show me someone who craves another...

And I'll show you someone hungry for love.


Show me a Pixie-ette shopping for new panties............

...and I'll show you someone tempted walking past Victoria's Secret. :D

Show me a Pixie who goes dancing without panties...

And I'll show you someone hoping to get 'lucky'.



Show me a man whose woman goes dancing without panties........

...and I'll show you a man with a sense of adventure.

Show me a woman sitting between two men...

and I'll show you 2 guys high-fiving behind her

show me a girl in a wet t shirt contest

Ands I'll show you some very happy men.

Show me a lady not afraid to flash you and I'll .....

...and I'll show you a girl with hard nipples.


Show me a gut who loves to drink beer...

And I'll show you a beer expert.


Show me a car load of kids and I'll show you.....

Me, on the weekends, at your house.

Show me a child who falls into a fountain at the mall...

... and you won't have to ask, "Did you wet yourself?" :D

Show me a girl with very low cut pants ...

And I'll show you a very nice set of hips.

Show me a woman with a low cut blouse and I'll...