Male Self Felatio
 

Im wondering if anyone knows how to do it and can give me tips on how to accomplish it. Something I alwayz wanted to accomplish.

I can't help but think of the story in Clerks about Randall's cousin that broke his neck trying to blow himself. Unless you are a contortionist, don't try it!

The thing that sucks is that i's really impossible unless you are literally missing a couple ribs...so just do your best to go get head from someone besides yourself, cuz u can't do it alone without undergoing an expensive and dangerous operation

ouchie wowa
 

There are actually 2 in ever 500 men who can do it.

I wouldnt want to break my neck trying though :whiteghos

I guess I'm one of those two cuz I've done it, of course when i have it was when i was pretty young. The thing about it is, you cant really get that much in your mouth, because your body just cant twist itself like that (if you even can get that far). I've found I like good old fashioned masterbating with the hands much more satisfying just because, no matter what, you'll never be able to do yourself the way your partner can. I dont really try it anymore. But anyway, if you really want to, its better not just sitting there stretching your neck, you gotta get on your back, pull your legs up, and just try to suck. This can be pretty painful for your back though. If you ask me, just dont bother.

Lucky I guess
 

I can take 1/2 my cock in my mouth and can lick my own balls as well. I don't have an extra large cock, so the idea that you need a big long dick so it will reach your mouth is wrong as well.

What I do before I want to suck myself off is, warm my back up first, I touch my toes and slowly stretch the muscles in my back. Then I have a few practice runs, just to stretch even further. Before the big event I have a very hot shower or bath to get as much heat into my muscles as possible, this helps prevent injuries and lets you stretch more.

I can suck myself off in different ways, even standing up, but my favorite is to sit on the floor with my knees bent, then I tuck my elbows under each knee, this helps to give me leverage. Then I grab my cock with both hands and lower my mouth to it and start sucking and licking. The intense feeling of licking your own cock is indescribable.

When I first started sucking my own cock, the most I could do was to lick the head with the tip of my tongue. It took a lot of practice to be able to just get the head in my mouth, but now i can get halfway down the shaft :D

Start slow and you'll be ok, just don't expect to deep throte yourself on the first day

I'd like to know if there are any ladies out there who can lick their own pussies :p maybe we can swap stories.

hmmmm
 

Correct me if I'm wrong.
But isnt most the thrill of being blown, that someone else is doing it?

I mean it can be a form of foreplay, or a sexual act in itself.

If there's someone else willing to do it for you, why would you go through all the pain and agony of 'training' yourself to do it?

You could also save yourself a chiro visit and buy a fake mouth!
I'm sure the pixie sex toy site has plenty on offer.

Well Ive done some research and read replies and tried it, to say the least it no longer turns me on or interests me. Im startin to go with Suepahfly and say that old school "beatin the meat" method is the shit and works fine until I manage to get off my scrub ass and get a freek for me. Well thanx for the time, and I kinda feel bad that this has gotten so many views, but what can I expect its a porn site.

Note: It said 666 when I replied

I do it sometimes, but I can only get the tip in so it isn't as pleasureable as masturbation.

Male Self Felatio
 

I have been told that I'm; fairly;well endowed.I have been trying
for years but haven't succeeded yet.I have gotten ;pretty;good
at masturbating though,but it takes alot of practice.I'm willing to
make the sacrifice,though. Irish

fang! That's my favourite movie!!

hm..I once had a dream I sucked myslf off and then woke up and wasn't sure if i had done it or not, so I tyried but i can't.. oh well. lol

Male Self Felatio? Has anyone done that in real life? It's quite interesting.

*Asian Girl*---I have heard of people succeeding at it;but;noone
that I know has.Of course;most of them;won;t admit to masturbating either! Irish

look look at my post, I do it!

I'm flexible.. and pretty well endowed.. so it's a stretch but not impossible.

OK!!!!!!!!!!

I really have to ask this question....so please DO enlighten me!

Why on earth would you want to suck yourself off?

It seems like such a struggle to accomplish that feat! I would think that it would not be very enjoyable....(and to think you do this to feel relaxed!)

Would you not much rather have someone else do it?? To feel each lick, each loving kiss....instead of thinking..."Iif I can only get closer to it by moving this way...I can reach it a bit more, damn I got a charlie horse in that position....."

Is it for the challenge of it all?? Or the male jock that can say.."I SUCK MY OWN COCK!"....yeah whatever..would be my reply..LOL

I never once thought of eating myself out....I much prefer letting someone do it for me.....Leeting my mind drift away and enjoy it to it's fullest.....And not worrying about this;...I CAN'T REACH MY CLIT!!!!!!!! :D :D :D


:confused:

LoveDiva4u---I think that the question was meant that if you don't
have a partner.It was written by a female so she wouldn't know.
Besides-When I do it in my dream;It's not a stretch.It's very
enjoyable.When;I;wake up;my hand is a mess;though.I DON"T
BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULDN"T DO IT IF YOU COULD! Irish

I totally agree with Diva-
 

… and I mean that!…

so much that I would just LOVE to SHOW YOU!!! :p :p :p

Well I guess you don't know me at all then Irish..

I love to masterbate and play with myself and use toy and I even taste myself at times..by licking a finger or kissing my better half after I have cum...But I have never even given it a thought to sucking myself off....a nipple is one thing but to suck my own pussy??? Thanks but no thanks...if I wanted it done that desperatly I would find somebody to do it...not break my back attempting it!

I have to admit..I wondered that very thing Diva.

Even if I could, I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't.

Nutworld

LoveDiva4u----Please;don't take it so personal!I was just screwing around.Believe it or not;there are very few people that
I ;think enough; of to kid around with.Just ask my VERY FEW
friends! Irish

Ohh I am not taking it personal Irish..not to worry...

Guess I am just having a miserable day :( I am sorry for biting your head off...

LoveDiva4u---I just wanted to make sure that you knew that I
was fooling around. Irish
P.S.Sometimes I don't engage my brain before I activate my mouth.I just assume people will know that I'm kidding around.
Like my father;I reply too quickly;without realising that my reply
might be taken seriously.Sorry;thats me.

So Bubba & Junior are watching the dog licking himself, and Bubba says, "I wish I could do that!"
Junior says, "Better not, that dawg'll bite you!"

Ah, ya.... right here... ME!
 

me:p .................................................M E:p .......................YA.. RHIGHT HERE:D <waves hand despratly>...................ME...ME...ME!!!:p :p :p

That's OK.....
 

...mine:p ..........................................right here, bite mine:p .............................YA, MINE:p <waves dick desperately in the air>.............................MINE...MINE...MINE!!! :p :p :p

<<Laughing histerically at what Panty wrote and thinking to myself this guy is fucking Nuts!!>>:D :D








And you all talk about my sense of humor!!!!!!!! :p :D

And once again...my quote is proven...LOL..:D ;) :p

To LoveDiva
 

Damn!! Panty man beat me to it, I was about to say something VERY similar!! You know I love ya, Babe!! ;)

Don

Q:Why does a dog lick his crotch?
A:Because he can! Irish

I think all the guys should ponder this:

If you could suck your own cock, would you swallow????

some say that if you have worked that hard and can suck on your own cock then you owe it to yourself to swallow! I feel that my girl is the only person sucking on my cock so I wont bother thinking about it. but I am interested in what everyone else is thinking!

After going through all that trouble of bending your body like "Gumby" .......I certainly would think so! :D :D :)

If not....whats the point of doing it then?????

well..supposing I would be crazy enough to try it... I would probably swallow...

Luckily for me - my bones' structure would never let me accomplish this w/o great pain so i wouldn't ever have to find out..

I've tried it some times, but there are still some cm missing to taste it :-) So in the end I agree - it is easier to ask my girl for the favour ....

I found this on www.nifty.org. It's a great article.
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Date: Tue, 15 Aug 1995 05:14:08 UTC
Subject: How to suck your own dick
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A big dick and an limber body don't belong to everyone, but if you can
already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and
hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact
between your tongue and your own dick.

I first sucked my 9 inch dick at age fourteen and I think an early start
helps... but I laid off for a good ten years and when I started again, it
took work to get back in contact. Been doing it again for about two years,
but lately have come to the belief that practice *definitely* pays off.
Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my
head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft,
and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls. I can also now suck
it standing up and sitting down.

Some tips:
1) Don't even bother trying in the morning. Most people are too stiff when
they wake up. At end of day, your body's a lot looser.
2) A full stomach holds you back.
3) Stretching is a huge help. Here's a few starters.
a) legs together in front of you, seated on the floor. Lean forward,
stretching your upper torso lengthwise across legs. Reach hands past feet
to lengthen your back. Go back and forth between this position and the same
stretch with soles of feet together/knees pointed out, rounding your back
more than with straight leg version (tuck your head under. Do it naked!
Look at that dick!)
b) sit upright on floor with one heel at crotch and the other leg extended
straight out as far to the side as you can bring it. Slowly bring your
chest down over the extended leg. Take your time, this is a good one for
loosening both your back and your hips.
c ) lie on stomach, hands at shoulders. Push up so your back arches
backward. Hold, crane your neck upward, lengthen your spine.
d) loosen your neck. It helps ease the stretch.
e) there are many more stretches, and taking a few yoga classes, you'll
probably choose a few that really help.
4) Try different techniques. Head-over-heels is usually a good warmup.
Try standing up and grabbing your thighs from behind. Pull outward with
your back so your spine loosens and gets used to being rounded. Always
focus on your dick. Move this grip up and down your thighs to the position
that feels closest to your dickhead and remember (always) to TILT YOUR HIPS
toward your face so that dick head gets closer. Don't expect to reach it
the first time... or the tenth. But try this, then go back to head over
heels and see if you're closer.
5) Use a mirror! Visualizing is half the battle. And if you prop a mirror
on the back of your thighs while you're head-over-heels, seeing how close
your hardon is to your mouth will help you get a lot closer -- the effect is
wild. Don't get too crazy. Pop your load (it's hot seeing that, too)
before you break your back.
6) Propping feet on the wall or something is good for head-over-heels,
basically because it helps you to arch your back where it may not be used to
arching. Push on the wall and you can bring your hips down closer to your face.

These are just a few tips. Don't rush things. Spend an hour stretching
three nights a week for a week or two before you even give it a try.
Obviously, a lot of exploring helps. Ya gotta remember to use that idle
time to your advantage! (Trust me, it's fucking worth it).

I'll be happy to E- more suggestions to the curious and would definitely be
interested in hearing from other fans who are mastering the talent.

Just my two sense...

When I was in highschool I had been dancing (ballet, jazz, modern, tap) type. Not the other type (for you dirty lil thinkers out there) and with certain stretches and just to be silly I could wrap my legs around my head and basically get my mouth right where it would have been needed. But never thought about it. I'm not quite as limber now so its not a possibility, but even if I could have thought about it then, I dont think I would have. Takes the fun out of seeing another man or women between your legs.

Just had to revive this thread so that I can post this pic!!!! ;) :D :D :D

That's a good picture;Diva!I'll talk to you later;I don't want to be
late for my Yoga class! Irish

Don't ask me how I found this thread LOL I was just perving around and came across it.....

Well it gives me a great oportunity to post a couple of pics to prove it's totaly possible even with a full compliment of ribs !!

do a Google search on auto fellatio, and you will get lots of responses including:

http://www.chicoachico.com/auto-fellatio/

I must say that when I was 14-15 and doing yoga (my first sexual experience was with my yoga teacher!), I tried this.

I was able to get it in my mouth a few times, and came on my face. I haven't thought about it much since then, and I am not as limber at 46.

It would be a lot easier to just get someone else to do it, but maybe it's not about getting your dick sucked on. Maybe it's more to do with what it feels like to have a dick in your mouth?
Just a thought.

I know if I could I'd never leave the house..........better practice that yoga.