Where do you keep your toys??
 

While chatting with some good friends the subject came up about our toys, yes our toys ;). We came up with two questions...


1. Where do you keep your toys?

2. And who has found them?


If someone has found them tell us the story. Every detail if possible, your reaction and all.

Personally, I keep them handy. I have a nightstand with a lock on the top drawer. Well I guess I was worn out one night and left the key in the lock. Low and behold I have a few friends over, well they just came over, and my 4 yr old comes walking out with a g-spot vibe and had it turned on. "Mommy, what is this?" is what i heard and then laughter from my guest. I turn around to see what is the deal and to my surprise he has my toy. I was so embarressed. But the guest were cool about it and wanted demonstrations of how to use the toy!!! Say the least my secret is out. But now every time I see them, thier gretting to me is "wanna play yet?" or "can I watch when you play?" Just to let you know we haven't played yet! but who knows?

I have a few in my nightstand by my bed, but most of them are in a locked file cabinet in my bedroom. Mine haven't been found by anyone that I am aware of, but they've been heard. I used to keep a few in the storage area where normally a typewriter would fit in a big old metal office desk in my bedroom. One day my son came into my room to tell me something, when all of a sudden one of the vibrators started vibrating. It was really loud vibrating against the metal floor of the storage space. My son (a teenager) turned to me and said, "Mom, you better turn that thing off." I must have turned 10 shades of red.

Another time I had some in my bedroom closet. I was in another room when my teenage daughter came up to me and said that there was a really weird sound coming from my closet. After that I finally learned my lesson; I remove all batteries before I put a toy away. :)

Blue, thanks for the battery tip... lol It's just me and my bf in the house and out nightstands are three-tiered quarter circles. Well, an my bf's side there is a large round table that obscures most of the middle shelf, so we keep the most often used things over there. You know, the vibrating dildo, some cock rings, clit teaser and of course the AstroGlide. Well, I've lived with my man about a year and we've been together 3 and my mother was under the idea that I was still a virgin. Well, one day she came over and was looking around and I came in there and was like "What cha doing Ma?" and I casually steped in frount of the bedside table. Of course she knew I was hiding something and she kind of darted and peeked behind me. She went trough 10 shades of red and about 6 or 7 shades of purple. I don't care that she found out about me having sex, but that's not the way I would have wanted to tell her...

It's just me an my husband in our house, but we get a lot of company so I do put my toys away. I keep them in the nightstand on hubbies side of the bed.......next to the gun, no less.....LOL! I have this vision of someone breaking in and me pulling out a vibe and telling him/her........don't move or I'll shoot! Yikes!

I keep mine on the shelf at the end of the bathtub. When we have company, I always have to remind myself to keep the lube and toys out of sight.

Top drawer in my chest, discovery just won't do.

Used to in a box under the bed but now just in a cute lil basket on the nite stand. I always keep our room shut when people come over anyway. No need for them to see the tub full of magazines too. ;)

~babybunny~

Last year we bought new bedroom furniture, spent way too much getting the good stuff and suprising to us when we got it home the nightstands bottom drawers both had false bottoms.....So on one side of the bed you will find a movie collection tucked away and the other side has just recently started to accumulate toys.

I want to see your tub of magazines... :p ;)

:) I won my hubby a free subscription of playboy. (Yes weak porn but hey its free!) It was suposed to be for only a year but we are aproaching 2 yrs now, and they keep cumming. ;) So those are in there along with a mixture of other mags and dvds.

~babybuny~

In a shoebox under the bed. So far, no one has found them.

you hope ;) :eek: :D

MUCH better than the inverse!:eek:





... and I highly recommend NOT to purchase any of those toys that have the squirt gun built in.:rolleyes:

Movies are in the movie cabinet that is locked and the toys are in a box on the shelf in the bedroom. Just myself and my S/O at home. All my family and hers know about the movies and have even borrowed them. LOL:D

P.S. Our parents have past away. ;)

Got any good suggestions for a hiding place? I'm worried since I'm moving back in with my folks for a bit after I graduate next week...and they like to snoop! :eek:

I keep all mine in the nightstand next to the bed... although its starting to get full lol maybe I need another dresser LMAO

BCG, if you are hiding from kids, forget it. They will discover anything you have not under lock and key and sometimes even that. So anything you don't want your kids to see, don't keep.

mine are right next to me.... in a drawer in my computer desk... seems like 100% of my sexual pleasure is derived from masturbation while at the computer... how sad is that? LOL

knock on wood.. my son hasn't found them... I keep meaning to get a lock on the darn thing...LOL

Denny, no kids to hide from (unless you count my 16 y/o brother, but he isn't really a snooper), but just my parents...every so often my mom will come in to drop off mail or something, and she'll say "where did you get this?" about something that wasn't out in plain sight....so I know she snoops.

BCG-

Just tell her you are not allowed to say. That she'll have to get her own supplier. ;)

BCG, I bet you if she did find one of your toys she wouldn't ask you about it. Only because it would have been really obvious that she was snooping... :)

in a box, in a box, in another box ... in the closet. they haven't been discovered yet.

LOL Shar! Guess it'd be better than whipping out a banana......least my extra special vibe is black! Oh Geezzzzzz!

i keep mind in the freezer, i like it cold

BCG, do you have any type of "office" setup in your bedroom--computer, desk, etc.? If you do, you could probably get away with having a 2-drawer filing cabinet. You could say you use it for papers for school, etc., which you, indeed, might. But you also could stash some toys in it. Those can be locked. And they're pretty cheap at any of the discount stores. For years I've either worked out of my home or been a student. I'm usually living in a small place, so my "office" has been in my bedroom. Sometimes I've even used the 2-drawer filing cabinet as a night stand for setting a lamp on by the bed if I am really cramped for space. Then it's REALLY handy. :)

BCG, when I was off at college I had a black chest with a combination lock on it to keep my CDs and stuff in. Stuff I didn't want roomies to have, things I was afraid would be stolen. When I moved home, it became the repository for sex books, condoms, a couple of magazines (all of which are gone now).
Videos are WAY in the back of a desk drawer, where only I would think to look/find them (so I hope, but it's been good so far).

Jenna, Sad is not deriving any sexual pleasure at all... ;)

Only advice I have is that in your purse is a bad location. My sister left hers in an old purse, what she forgot was that it was my mothers old purse. My Mom wanted to use it, went to clean it out, and well there was the vibe. I have an open and laid back family, there was no real suprise or disgust in the vibe, but we do stil tease her about it.

BlueSwede, that's a great idea :) ...am definitely planning on getting a file cabinet when I move out, but unfortunately don't have anymore space for something like that in my room at mom & dad's...I will likely take your suggestion and use that as a hiding spot when I am out of the house though...just so they aren't in plain sight when I'm lucky enough to have visitors :p

Thanks for the suggestions everyone...hehe...I may have to rotate their hiding spots every so often. :D

Even places like Cost Plus World Market, Linens n Things and Bed Bath and Beyond sell small, lockable containers....

My headboard has doors at each end, so we put a magnetic lock on one side and the toys are locked on that side, :D

In my box........:)

Bibi, can I play in your box?

I keep my toys in my "tickle trunk", at the foot of my bed. Very easy access, in the heat of passion... just pop the lid open, and they are neatly placed on the top shelf. "Chose your weapon", I tell him! Added a new toy to the collection, that he hasn't seen yet. Anxiously waiting for him to pop the lid!

Lixy---My wife has only one vibrator left.(besides me)She keeps it
in our nightstand,next to my 357Mag.Somehow I can't picture her,
so overcome with passion,that she blindly gets the pistol&vibrator
mixed up.There is a picture,on my garage(former motorcycle shop)
door that says:Never mind the dog-Beware of the owner.It has a
picture of a revolver,NOT a sex toy. Irish

Thanks for the places but where are the stories of toys being found? Am I the only one with kids or at that was neglectful.

LMFAO Irish! I know the poster.......but knowing me as I do (and I wouldn't do this if I were just looking for my toy in the heat of passion), and the panic I would feel if faced with an intruder.......well......you can see my point and confusion, huh?

Actually though.......the gun is on one side of the drawer and the vibes on the other......so I should be ok in that dept. Keep your fingers crossed! LOL!

BUMP!!!

how about an update ladies?

Our toys are in the bedside table drawer on my side of the bed....and yeah, my 2 yr old found 'em...I was sitting here chatting one night and I hear "mommy, what's this...?"...I turn from the computer and he's handing me my big purple dildo(used to be a vibe, but we broke the vibe part). Oh, and one time, hubby left 'em laying in the floor by the bed when the cable guy came to hook up our internet when we moved..just out in plain sight.