what about your favourite masturbation term
 

Where im from mainly wank & toss are used.

Chokin' the chicken, peelin' chilis, spanking the monkey, waxing the surfboard, shaking hands with Mr. Nixon, etc.

& of course the immortal "date with Rosie Palms & the Blister Sisters"....

Never heard of those scotzoidman

nixon?
 

shaking hands with mr. nixon?! thats fucking great! ol' tricky dick must be spining in his grave... or hopefully burning in hell.

"Download my hard drive"

Empty my ashes

Whipping up a hand batch

now it's "Visiting the pixies" ;)

Rub one out

dating miss michigan " raise your right hand"

spin on scotzoidmans:
orgy with rosey and her five sisters

tube sockin it
from
In days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers wern't invented
they'd wrap a sock
around thier cock
and get a piece of as quit contented

"Jerkin’ the gherkin"
Comes to mind right off the bat oh and “popping the porpoise”

I’ll get back to you on this important linguists matter….

I always liked the British “tossing off” by the way it sound so classy doesn’t it?

"einen runterholen" that means "get one down".

tuggin' the tuna

Five knuckle shuffle

Flick the bean

buffing the wood

casting my line

throttling the snake