Nursing Home Naughties
 

LMFAO!!!! That is too cute!!

*shudders*

That's hilarious.

BTW, Eros, can I come visit you and have you answer the door like this?
http://pixies-place.com:81/forums/s...99&postcount=31

Sure thing Sweetlady....anytime ;)

Roflmao!!!
 

OMG! Too funny!

I just love this line from "Alzheimers Jezebel!"...

'Husband my ass! I think I'd remember if I had a goddamned husband! Especially if he was a lousy lay colostomy bag-wearin' bastard like you!'


And I'm betting the 3sum in "Scottsdale Nights!" are or were Pixies! LOL!!

"Sensing her hesitation, Prescott implored, 'Don't you see, Delores? It doesn't matter that our children don't approve, or that our medication schedules aren't entirely complementary — or even that I'm allergic to the polymer shells of your bladder control pantaloons. It doesn't matter at all - because you make me hot! That's right, hot like gravy on pork chops, hot like a van without air conditioning, hot like Sanka in an insulated travel mug. And if I make you hot too, then come with me now - right away! Come with me to Marguerite Volpare's condominium, where the three of us can make hot funky music together!"


'Hot like gravy on pork chops'.... Spoken like a true Pixie! LMAO!!!!!!

Thanks Lil!! :) :)

Is it just me or is that the funniest thing ever?

'Are you sure? That would be a new record for us.'
'A record? Well then spin the Glen Miller, daddy-o, because this octogenarian flapper is ready to Take the A-Train to ecstasy. Right here. Right now.'"



I'm going to have to remember that line!!!!

Sure, Lilith, you wait until I mention my birthday, then you post this. :rolleyes:






Cute. ;)

Shouldn't that be in large print?

LOL :) :D too cute

OMG, how am I going to be able to go into work tomorrow and keep a straight face?! :D LOL

Amazingly enough too, I can think of a few residents who may have inspired these titillating tales ;)

Oh man, that's funny. Scottsdale Nights! LOLOL

A spicy excerpt from Winnebago Swingers:

Him, with his rugged all-terrain walker - and her, wrapped seductively in an alpaca shawl. Yes, they were swingers all right. :confused:


L...M...A...O!!!