How the hell do I shave my balls?
 

Okay, like a lot of other things that are unique about my sexuality, my wife isn't at all interested in this and so I'm a little self contious about all this. But here I go.

Me personally, I prefer the feel of haveing my pubes shaved. Since I got a bit of a gut on me, I'll admit it probably doesn't look the best in the world shaved. I don't shave down there very often but when I do I always run into one big, very painful obstacle. How in the hell do I shave my balls without cutting the shit out of them(A), having to spend hours individually snipping off hair by hair(B), or end up having them pulled out at random by some sort of shaver(C).

Can't help ya there...I nick myself constantly cause I'm a clutz. But getting my boo-boos kissed is worth it;)

Ok...here's what I've discovered. And don't ask how.

1. It's ok to use an electric trimmer to shorten the hairs prior to shaving them completely off, but never...EVER... use an electric razor to attempt shaving them smooth.

2. Depiliatory cremes work well to remove hair...but NOT ON YOUR BALLS! It burns like hell and leaves your sac looking like a flaking cellophane shopping bag. Very disturbing. Not permanent, as the skin will heal itself, but VERY DISTURBING!!!

3. Shaving gel or cream for "Sensitive Skin" slathered on a few minutes prior to shaving will help to soften up the hairs and will make it easier to shave. You might have to go over things two or three times.

4. Never shave against the grain. It should be pretty easy to determine which direction your pubes grow...shave with it, not against it.

5. Take pictures for all the ladies. :D

ohhhhh... as in WI's #3 when I condition my hair I use it on my stubble too and by the time I'm ready to shave it's much easier.

very carefully

I shave while in the shower, no cearms or soap, just water and razor. But it is the last thing I do, that way they are softer. Just make the skin taunt and a sharp razor.I preferr a triple bladed one and not a cheapy stoe brand, but a Gillette or Shick or something like that with the lubricating strip. I shave every time I shower they are shorter and doesn't take as much then. The more times you go over it the sorer it will get.

I recommend using a weed-whacker.

(not responsible for your own stupidity if you catually follow this advice).

I think silent soul needs just a wee bit more help. What you need to do is stretch the skin of your sac taut. Two ways to do this. First is to maintain a boner while you do it (tough with a razor so close to your manhood), second is to use fingers to stretch the shin as you shave it. If you don't do this, you're gonna bleed! Definitely lube it well. I've done it in the shower, it just adds a little moisture to the whole process. Be careful!

How the hell do I shave my balls?

verrrrrrrry carefully! LOL:D

Yes very very carefully..............

the most feared sound to hear while shaving there...... thud, thud!:D

can't help ya there. i wish you the best of luck and agree with cbass: be very careful with your boys!

Mach3 shaver works great..lube the jems up,and then like Denny said try and pull the skin tight..

ROTFLMFAO...*snort chuckles*

Coaster---Your awnser reminded me of what,my buddy,told me!
A few yrs ago,he got a vasectomy(sp?)He said that everthing went fine & he didn't worry,until the Dr. was doing a post-
examination.Everything was fine until the Dr said-"Oh-Oh!"Something went wrong & one testicle,was swollen to the size
of an orange! Irish

Oh no! Don't let skyler_m see that! ^^^