Where do you keep your toys??
 

While chatting with some good friends the subject came up about our toys, yes our toys ;). We came up with two questions...


1. Where do you keep your toys?

2. And who has found them?


If someone has found them tell us the story. Every detail if possible, your reaction and all.

Personally, I keep them handy. I have a nightstand with a lock on the top drawer. Well I guess I was worn out one night and left the key in the lock. Low and behold I have a few friends over, well they just came over, and my 4 yr old comes walking out with a g-spot vibe and had it turned on. "Mommy, what is this?" is what i heard and then laughter from my guest. I turn around to see what is the deal and to my surprise he has my toy. I was so embarressed. But the guest were cool about it and wanted demonstrations of how to use the toy!!! Say the least my secret is out. But now every time I see them, thier gretting to me is "wanna play yet?" or "can I watch when you play?" Just to let you know we haven't played yet! but who knows?

I have a few in my nightstand by my bed, but most of them are in a locked file cabinet in my bedroom. Mine haven't been found by anyone that I am aware of, but they've been heard. I used to keep a few in the storage area where normally a typewriter would fit in a big old metal office desk in my bedroom. One day my son came into my room to tell me something, when all of a sudden one of the vibrators started vibrating. It was really loud vibrating against the metal floor of the storage space. My son (a teenager) turned to me and said, "Mom, you better turn that thing off." I must have turned 10 shades of red.

Another time I had some in my bedroom closet. I was in another room when my teenage daughter came up to me and said that there was a really weird sound coming from my closet. After that I finally learned my lesson; I remove all batteries before I put a toy away. :)

Blue, thanks for the battery tip... lol It's just me and my bf in the house and out nightstands are three-tiered quarter circles. Well, an my bf's side there is a large round table that obscures most of the middle shelf, so we keep the most often used things over there. You know, the vibrating dildo, some cock rings, clit teaser and of course the AstroGlide. Well, I've lived with my man about a year and we've been together 3 and my mother was under the idea that I was still a virgin. Well, one day she came over and was looking around and I came in there and was like "What cha doing Ma?" and I casually steped in frount of the bedside table. Of course she knew I was hiding something and she kind of darted and peeked behind me. She went trough 10 shades of red and about 6 or 7 shades of purple. I don't care that she found out about me having sex, but that's not the way I would have wanted to tell her...

It's just me an my husband in our house, but we get a lot of company so I do put my toys away. I keep them in the nightstand on hubbies side of the bed.......next to the gun, no less.....LOL! I have this vision of someone breaking in and me pulling out a vibe and telling him/her........don't move or I'll shoot! Yikes!

I keep mine on the shelf at the end of the bathtub. When we have company, I always have to remind myself to keep the lube and toys out of sight.

Top drawer in my chest, discovery just won't do.

Used to in a box under the bed but now just in a cute lil basket on the nite stand. I always keep our room shut when people come over anyway. No need for them to see the tub full of magazines too. ;)

~babybunny~

Last year we bought new bedroom furniture, spent way too much getting the good stuff and suprising to us when we got it home the nightstands bottom drawers both had false bottoms.....So on one side of the bed you will find a movie collection tucked away and the other side has just recently started to accumulate toys.

I want to see your tub of magazines... :p ;)

:) I won my hubby a free subscription of playboy. (Yes weak porn but hey its free!) It was suposed to be for only a year but we are aproaching 2 yrs now, and they keep cumming. ;) So those are in there along with a mixture of other mags and dvds.

~babybuny~

In a shoebox under the bed. So far, no one has found them.

you hope ;) :eek: :D

MUCH better than the inverse!:eek:





... and I highly recommend NOT to purchase any of those toys that have the squirt gun built in.:rolleyes:

Movies are in the movie cabinet that is locked and the toys are in a box on the shelf in the bedroom. Just myself and my S/O at home. All my family and hers know about the movies and have even borrowed them. LOL:D

P.S. Our parents have past away. ;)