I will grant you three wishes ...

[Coach Knight]

If you could have three wishes granted by a genie, what would they be?

And none of this wishing for more wishes. Also, be greedy, don't wish for world peace or something, make it something you want. Maybe if it is real good, I'll ask Madame Lilith if it will come true.

What will they be?

[Lorelei]

3 Wishes:

I want:

To be a billionaire.

To never get old. (Stay the age I am now)

To never get any diseases (sexual or non-sexual).

[jennaflower]

Okay... since you told me I could be selfish and that I wasn't to waste my 3 wishes on the happiness of others (world peace etc) here are my 3...

1) A wonderful man who enjoys sex as much as I do, is able to appreciate the inner qualities I posess and will love me completely. (yes, that wish consists of 3 criteria, but it is only 1 wish) :)

2) To have enough money so that I never have to worry about my bills and live in and surround myself with all the nicest luxuries, (included in that of course would be the ability to buy a new car).

3) A very nice house of my own.


there ya go :)

[Scarecrow]

My 3 wishes:

1. a never ending supply of Money
2. good health for myself and my family
3. a long and enjoyable life

Just 3 short and simple little wishes LOL

[Sharni]

Mine

1/ To be rich beyond my wildest dreams

2/ To be happy

3/ To be Immortal (without the off with ya head part though :D:D )

[Summer]

My three wishes would be .....

1) To have a reputable business that provides an extremely large income and continues to thrive when my children take over.

2) DEBT FREE!!!!

3) An entire SEX week that I don't have to be accountable for. hehe

-Summer :D

[Booger]

hmmm lets see

Christine

Sharniqua

Summer

LixyChick

PixieSprite

Nikki

Cherryred

BlondeCurlGirl

DildoDiva

Lilith

wait only 3 how can I chose

[LixyChick]

LMAO Booger! Awwwwwwww! I am honored!

3 selfish wishes huh?

1) I want to never have to sleep again. I feel like sleep is a necessary....but it is a waste of time! I want all the time I can get to do the things I want without ever getting tired doing them!

2) I want a career that I love! I hate what I do now. So I figure if I loved my job, I must be making lots of money and I must not be feeling the drudgery I do now when I wake every morning to trot off to a job that sucks!

3) I want a house that cleans itself! This includes dishes, laundry and all the other stuff. How you get a house that is self cleaning to also hang your laundry on the clothesline I'll never know......but I like my clothes line dried so it has to do that or I will wait for the new improved model!

[Neige]

1. Happiness

2. Love

3. Security

[Nuelaan]

/1 My fiancee to live closer

/2 More people I could talk to in the same manner I do here

/3 To be the greatest Physicist in the world

Yeah I know the last one is odd, but I am working on a PhD in physics, and I have to strive for the best.

[legend]

1. Nikki
2. Nikki
3. Nikki

:D:D:D

[Wombat]

Just one would be enough ;

I'd like a copy of that "Master PC" program :D :D :D









For those that don't know about Master PC ;

http://www.asstr.org/~JR_Parz/MasterPCUniverse.htm

[skipthisone]

Unlimited Money

My Own Island

A Harem to inhabit the Island with me :)

[Lovediva]

1. Eternal Love

2. Good health for my family and myself

3. And everytime I open my wallet there is a thousand dollar bill there!! :D :D

[Coach Knight]

OK, since Madame Lilith has been off at her psychic convention, Swami CK will see what he can do for you all.
You know the funny thing about a psychic convention, you show up and there is no itinerary as to where to go or which room the speakers will be in and what time they will be there. I think they determine your worthiness as a psychic by how well you can figure out, via your psychic powers, where you are supposed to go. They also know how to root out any imposters. If someone asks, "How are you today?" They kick them out right away, a true psychic should know that. Anyway, that was a Lixy response so, on with the predictors.

But wait, any money questions can not be answered because if either Swami CK or Madame Lilith had the key to riches, we would have grabbed the money and left long ago. (JK) ;)

[Coach Knight]

Lovediva 1. Eternal Love - IT CAN, AND WILL HAPPEN, BUT CHECK WITH MADAME LILITH TO BE SURE.

2. Good health for my family and myself - WORK OUT, EAT RIGHT, AND HAVE LOTS OF GOOD SEX

3. And everytime I open my wallet there is a thousand dollar bill there!! - $$$$ QUESTION


skipthisone

Unlimited Money - $$$ QUESTION

My Own Island - CAN WE LEAVE YOU THERE? OTHERWISE, DIG A MOAT AROUND YOUR HOUSE

A Harem to inhabit the Island with me - HOW ABOUT A VCR, DVD PLAYER AND A GOOD PORN COLLECTION


Wombat Just one would be enough ;

I'd like a copy of that "Master PC" program - YOU SEEM TO BE ON YOUR WAY


legend
1. Nikki - YES
2. Nikki - YES
3. Nikki - YES




Nuelaan
1 My fiancee to live closer - AH, SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE, PICK A LOCATION AND MOVE THERE

/2 More people I could talk to in the same manner I do here - WHAT, WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

/3 To be the greatest Physicist in the world - GOOD LUCK ON YOUR PHD. WAIT PHYSICS, THAT'S THAT EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION STUFF, RIGHT? I DON'T THINK I AM EQUIPT TO ANSWER SCIENCE QUESTIONS.
Yeah I know the last one is odd, but I am working on a PhD in physics, and I have to strive for the best.


PixieSprite - I WILL DOUBLE-CHECK WITH MADAME LILITH ON YOURS BUT FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU, YOU I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE YOU WILL RECEIVE ALL THREE.
1. Happiness - YES

2. Love - YES

3. Security - YES


LixyChick
3 selfish wishes huh?

1) I want to never have to sleep again. I feel like sleep is a necessary....but it is a waste of time! I want all the time I can get to do the things I want without ever getting tired doing them! - TWO WORDS -- NO DOZ!

2) I want a career that I love! I hate what I do now. So I figure if I loved my job, I must be making lots of money and I must not be feeling the drudgery I do now when I wake every morning to trot off to a job that sucks! - TWO WORDS -- START LOOKING

3) I want a house that cleans itself! This includes dishes, laundry and all the other stuff. How you get a house that is self cleaning to also hang your laundry on the clothesline I'll never know......but I like my clothes line dried so it has to do that or I will wait for the new improved model! - SORRY LIXY, THIS HOUSE ALREADY WOULD BE INHABITED BY ME.


Booger hmmm lets see

Christine - GOO LUCK

Sharniqua - NICE TRY

Summer - NOT

LixyChick - UMM SHE IS FLATTERED

PixieSprite - DUNNO, SHE'S TOUGH

Nikki - TALK TO LEGEND

Cherryred - TALK TO KENDYZZ

BlondeCurlGirl - GIVE IT A SHOT, OR NOT

DildoDiva - TALK TO DD'S MAN

Lilith - DO YOU REALLY LIKE TO BE WHIPPED?

wait only 3 how can I chose - THEY WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU


Summer My three wishes would be .....

1) To have a reputable business that provides an extremely large income and continues to thrive when my children take over. - YOU WILL GET IT SOON MY DEAR, AND WHATEVER SUPPORT I CAN GIVE, I WILL BE HAPPY TO PROVIDE.

2) DEBT FREE!!!! - $$$ QUESTION

3) An entire SEX week that I don't have to be accountable for. hehe - MMMM, IF YOU FIND THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION, THERE IS A PLANE TICKET TO VEGAS IN YOUR NAME WAITING ;););)


Sharniqua Mine

1/ To be rich beyond my wildest dreams - $$$ QUESTION

2/ To be happy - - YOU WILL BE, CHECK WITH LILITH TO BE SURE

3/ To be Immortal (without the off with ya head part though ) - SORRY, NO DEATH QUESTIONS


Scarecrow My 3 wishes:

1. a never ending supply of Money - $$ QUESTION
2. good health for myself and my family - WORKOUT AND EAT RIGHT
3. a long and enjoyable life - SEE ABOVE



jennaflower Okay... since you told me I could be selfish and that I wasn't to waste my 3 wishes on the happiness of others (world peace etc) here are my 3...

1) A wonderful man who enjoys sex as much as I do, is able to appreciate the inner qualities I posess and will love me completely. (yes, that wish consists of 3 criteria, but it is only 1 wish) - YOU WILL FIND IT SOONER THAN YOU THINK, I THINK

2) To have enough money so that I never have to worry about my bills and live in and surround myself with all the nicest luxuries, (included in that of course would be the ability to buy a new car).
- $$ QUESTION
3) A very nice house of my own. - HEY THE RATES ARE GOOD, GO FOR IT


Lorelei 3 Wishes:

I want:

To be a billionaire. - $ QUESTION

To never get old. (Stay the age I am now) - DEATH QUESTION

To never get any diseases (sexual or non-sexual). - CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS

[Coach Knight]

I guess its less soothsaying vs. common-sense advice.

[Lilith]

hmmmmm.... don't I get to rub something while I wish;):D

1. I wish for a teleporter :p

2. I wish to be done with school.

3. I wish I had a dungeon full of victims :p

[Kentuckyguy]

Wish 1)That my children would more out and not need to move back in with baggage

Wish 2) More money then my wife can spend ( Boy am I reaching on that one, I don think there are enough trees)

Wish 3) For the dam dog to stop barking at 2am every morning

[dannyk]

1) The ability to be fluent (as a native) in at least the major languages of the world.

2) The ability to reproduce, on any musical instrument, any song I hear at least once.

3) The ability to predict the outcome of any game, anywhere. (gambling, races, lotteries).

:D Yes, I have thought of these in detail! As for the last one, well, don't give me fish, teach me how to fish! :p

[Coach Knight]

dannyk 1) The ability to be fluent (as a native) in at least the major languages of the world. - MMMM START WITH ENGLISH AND GO FROM THERE ... OR TAKE A CLASS

2) The ability to reproduce, on any musical instrument, any song I hear at least once. - TAKE A CLASS, OR PLAY THE KAZOO

3) The ability to predict the outcome of any game, anywhere. (gambling, races, lotteries). - DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE HERE IF I COULD DO THAT?

Yes, I have thought of these in detail! As for the last one, well, don't give me fish, teach me how to fish! - THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN FISHING AND STANDING ON THE SHORE LIKE AN IDIOT.

Kentuckyguy Wish 1)That my children would more out and not need to move back in with baggage - LOCK THE DOORS.

Wish 2) More money then my wife can spend ( Boy am I reaching on that one, I don think there are enough trees) - $$$ QUESTION

Wish 3) For the dam dog to stop barking at 2am every morning - BUY A ZAP COLLAR.


Lilith hmmmmm.... don't I get to rub something while I wish - YOU'D BETTER ;)

1. I wish for a teleporter - I TRIED, CAN'T GET IT TO WORK

2. I wish to be done with school. - YOU WILL SOON

3. I wish I had a dungeon full of victims - YOU ALREADY HAVE THAT

[Booger]

Lilith came I sign up to be your first victim