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Grumble
11-07-2002, 04:43 AM
Yeah I am hurting but also I am so pumped to get such a great welcome.

Thank you all so much for the support and caringwords of encouragement.

The world still keeps turning round and the sun still comes up every morning.

Any ladies want a used but still functional 50 year old ??? kind, affectionate, sexual and trustworthy.

I am now open for offers LOL.

After so long of self imposed celibacy I am now ready to shed my monks tunic he he.

Quite frankly its not a joke. I want my next partner to be open minded and sexual. The sort of woman you would find at Pixies.

I am not sitting around moping, fuck I have had my battle with depression and won it. back into the fray LOL.

thanks all you friends for just being yourselves.

PantyFanatic
11-07-2002, 08:28 AM
I’m glad to see you back with us and look forward to the great input I know comes from you.:)





Just one thing-:(
It’s not “used”. The word your looking for is “certified”.;)

Murphy
11-07-2002, 08:48 AM
Glad you're up and at-em again GG. Keep the Faith Man!

skipthisone
11-07-2002, 09:02 AM
Nice to see you whip it and out and let it do the thinking from now on....;)

Lovediva
11-07-2002, 10:04 AM
We are all somewhat USED Grumble ;) :D...So just put another knotch in your belt!!! :D :D

So nice to have you back!!!

Lilith
11-07-2002, 12:28 PM
I'll start the bidding at $25.00

Summer
11-07-2002, 12:39 PM
$26.00 ;)
-Summer :D

jennaflower
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
hmmm... my bid.. 250 :)

GG... I think that you need a vacation... and the US has lots to offer :) (Did I mention I live near a tourist town?) :)

Steph
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
$251!

Good to hear you're back on top, GG!

Neige
11-07-2002, 08:04 PM
300$!

Lovediva
11-07-2002, 08:15 PM
Got you all beat....a blank check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Neige
11-07-2002, 10:26 PM
Awwwwwww darn :( :p

Neige
11-08-2002, 07:52 AM
How about two blank checks???? :p :p :p

Lilith
11-08-2002, 08:02 AM
*hands Pixiesprite her Visa Platinum;)

jennaflower
11-08-2002, 08:03 AM
hmmm........ since it seems that the money market is about to collapse :)

How about .... gg... my newest offer.... a very LARGE amount of HUGS :)

RandyGal
11-08-2002, 08:30 PM
Um....all I have to offer is ME!!!


Pretty sure that's a pretty good offer though........


I'm sad you're hurting. That's never a fun emotion. Please add my *hugs* to your handy dandy pile-o-hugs.

Grumble
11-08-2002, 11:03 PM
Jenna you are using the right currency for me that is a wonderful offer as is Ranygal's very hard to beat that.

mmmmm i could start a harem LOL

Actually I am a one woman type of guy, I love intimacy and I want what i have to be shared with one special person.

jennaflower
11-08-2002, 11:44 PM
GG.. I for one am certain that you will find her... :)

Booger
11-08-2002, 11:50 PM
grumbleguts so this is how you get the pixies girls to fight over you just put your self out on the block
hmmmm maybe I should try this

BIBI
11-09-2002, 11:11 AM
mmm...your kind, affectionate, trustworthy and sexual?????? AND my age!!! AND a ONE woman man! WOW...
What a catch!!! Wish I could find one like you in Canada eh!!! ;)


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watch your flys boys...I have a wicked tongue :fly:

LixyChick
11-09-2002, 12:16 PM
OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Hey Sweet Thing! When did you get back?

Gawd, I am always and forever the last to know things.....and late as usual!

GG!!!! It is so wonderful to see you......though I fear we have some catching up to do as to why you ARE back. Sounds like you didn't find what you were seeking.........but as you can see we are all still here and we've grown a bit too. Many wonderful new members to get to know!

Oh geezzzz I've missed you! Am I too late to put in my bid? I'm putting up the farm! Oh.....and I have a Discover Platinum, a Visa Platinum, and several Gold cards........Oh and I have this lil ole platinum diamond ring with some rather perty baguettes..........Oh hell, I'll dig deeper if I must but I want to at least get you back on my IM!!!!

*great big bear hug and sweet kiss (till I find out iffin I have a chance!)*

vampeyes
11-09-2002, 09:19 PM
Man the stakes are damn high..... But I'm in !!!!!!!!!! Glad to see you back:D Hmm whats the bidding up to now?