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dannyk

11-04-2002, 02:41 PM

One of favourite clubs has a sign at the back of the bar that reads...

"After 2 a.m., everyone looks great!"

And my favourite bumper sticker reads...

"Remember when the air was clean, and sex was dirty?"

You guys seen any signs, stickers, slogans or buttons recently? :D:p:D:p:D

Coach Knight

11-04-2002, 03:20 PM

Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles

skipthisone

11-04-2002, 04:16 PM

Motorcycle T-Shirt

If you can read this shirt, The Bitch Fell Off.

dicksbro

11-04-2002, 04:16 PM

Years ago, Ronald Reagan ran against Pat Brown in California for governor of that state. There was a pro-Reagan bumper sticker that read, "If it's brown, flush it."

dicksbro

11-04-2002, 04:35 PM

Just thought of another. I had an uncle up in Minnesota that used to have shop that had a sign behind the cash register, "In God we trust ... the rest pay cash." Always thought that was cute.

Lorelei

11-04-2002, 05:33 PM

I never saw this bumper sticker, but heard about it from a friend of mine. It's mean--but funny:

"Grass, gas or ass--Nobody rides free!"

dicksbro

11-04-2002, 05:50 PM

Saw this on a bumper sticker in a car driven by a young lady: My other toy is a dildo.

Murphy

11-04-2002, 06:45 PM

Favorite Ozarks Bumpersticker:
"If'n it's tourist season, how cum we cain't shoot 'em"

or:
"Hang up and drive asshole, it's a car, not a phone booth!"

and:
"Caution: Mother-in-law in trunk."

kleclere

11-04-2002, 06:50 PM

Cat tastes like chicken.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
My son can beat up your honor student.
For the ones who know the Dixie Chicks, Earl is in the trunk!
Just a few of the good ones.

BamaKyttn

11-04-2002, 08:55 PM

good bye EARL! ain't it dark, underneath that tarp, Earl?

Sugarsprinkles

11-04-2002, 09:05 PM

"Vote for Bozo! What's another clown in the White House??"

"The Lord Giveth. The Lord Taketh Away. The Lord is an Indian Giver!"

"Be Alert! The World Needs More Lerts!"

an oldie but a goodie....."War is Good Business....Invest Your Son!"

"Beam Me Up, Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Down Here!"

dicksbro

11-04-2002, 09:09 PM

"I stop for squirrels, cats, dogs and a-holes that follow too close."

Goddess

11-05-2002, 01:06 AM

My fave:

"Save a horse--ride a cowboy."

I so want a cowboy... :)

legend

11-05-2002, 02:34 AM

"Don't Laugh - That could be your daughter in the front"

Santiago

11-05-2002, 03:47 AM

i like

Dog is my co-pilot.

and

Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace!

Lizardking

11-05-2002, 03:57 AM

Great bumper sticker I saw in response to the "Mean People Suck" sticker was:

"Nice people Swallow"

Thought that was great...

mtavistar

11-05-2002, 06:43 AM

" I'm not a whore, I'm popular."
" Big truck, little dick."

Both were on my car for a long while-and the second one is no offense to anyone, I just lived in a little hick town where it was funny.:D

A.K.'s Sex-Pot

11-05-2002, 01:22 PM

Written in the dust on the back of a vehicle:

'I wish my wife was as dirty as this truck'

me_carl

11-05-2002, 01:40 PM

I saw this one last night and the more I thought about it the more I laughed.

"Stupidity, SHOULD, be PAINFUL!"

me_carl

11-06-2002, 09:52 AM

T-shirt sayings can be great as well.
I like this one that I saw a girl wearing in a picture...

"I like boys!"
"(and girls)"

Murphy

11-06-2002, 04:34 PM

Old truckers never die - they just get a new Peterbuilt!

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

Don't follow me - I'm lost too!

I (heart) my kids
I (spade) my pets
I (club) my wife

Lorelei

11-06-2002, 04:48 PM

I do have a button that says, "My sexual preference is often," and a key chain/bottle opener that reads, "Sleeps well with others." :D

Murphy

11-06-2002, 06:42 PM

As a matter of fact I DO own the whole goddamn road!

Goes from 0 to bitch in 6 seconds

Reesa

11-06-2002, 07:47 PM

" I love well water"

katekate42

11-06-2002, 08:24 PM

Thought these were funny; a friend sent them to me in an email. :)

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men-- Some things are just better rich."

"Behind every successful woman is herself."

"Of course I don't look busy-- I did it right the first time."

"If you want breakfast in bed, start sleeping in the kitchen."

sexx~~ Angel

11-06-2002, 08:35 PM

on T-shirts of mine "boys make good pets", I recycle Boys" and worn by an 82yr old women "viagra goes straight to the man's brain", "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

GermanSteve

11-09-2002, 05:13 AM

Who remembers the "Larry" jokes?

"Scott me up Beamie"
"Americans make great lovers but the Japanese make them smaller and cheaper"
"Texans are the living proof that the Indians screwed buffalows"

dicksbro

11-09-2002, 05:21 AM

When in Rome ... do the Romans

"Around the corner, lickety split, beautiful car, wasn't it ... Burma Shave." ... oops, showing my age. :D

PS: BEEP BEEP BEEP

(I've wanted to do that ever since I saw the thread called "Honk if You Love Sex."

dicksbro

11-09-2002, 05:23 AM

Oh yeah, I loved this one ...

State highway sign:
OKLAHOMA STATE LAW: IT IS ILLEGAL TO DISCHARGE
FIREARMS FROM A MOVING VEHICLE.

Needless to say, the sign was riddled with bullet holes. :)

LixyChick

11-09-2002, 01:55 PM

So he has a shirt that says.....

BLASTER: If I am running, you'd better keep up!

I also like this but can't remember where I saw it.....

When in Rome......Don't play the fiddle!

Oh Yeah! Gotta do this too...(teehee db!)

BEEP BEEP..........BEEP BEEP BEEP............BEEP BEEP!

Pussy Willow

11-24-2002, 08:35 AM

Here's my very silly contribution

"Witch's parking only, all others will be toad."

pepsigirl

11-30-2002, 06:03 PM

this is my fav=====there are three kinds of men

small, Medium, and OH MY GOD!!!!