bladow.

[Uncle Silky]

Debbie: "Stormy, why would a pirate ship have sunk during World War 2?"

Stormy: "Well, when were pirates around?"

Debbie: "The 1700's."

Stormy: "...Were they Aztecs?"

[Uncle Silky]

Milo: "Why do I hafta go to a school for psychos?"

Bob: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not a school for psychos, it's a school for the pathologically high-spirited. Now grab your books and your muzzle and let's go."

[Uncle Silky]

Pristine: "Pickles, I love your hair! Where'd you buy it?"

Pickles: "Off some whore. I think it was your mother."

[Uncle Silky]

Milo: "You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?"

Helga: "What was that? I was thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends."

[Uncle Silky]

New kid: "Wow, it must really suck to lose a girlfriend with a flying car."

[LixyChick]

Um...........Oh never mind!

LOL!

*kisses*

[Steph]

Otay . . .

[jennaflower]

and I thought I was the only one forced to sit thru endless hours of nickelodeon..

[Uncle Silky]

it's Cartoon Network. and who said i was forced?

[Uncle Silky]

"O lord, protect this rocket-house, and all who dwell within the rocket-house..." -Homer

[Uncle Silky]

Chester: "Hey, A.J., why did the frog put on a raincoat?"

A.J.: "Who cares? It's just gonna end in a pun."

[Uncle Silky]

Chester: "Dude, where'd you get all that stuff?"

Timmy: "Internet... uh... inheritance! ...I inherited the internet."

[Uncle Silky]

SpongeBob: "Patrick, Mr. Krabs said we shouldn't get near those things."

Patrick: "Did he say not to climb on top of 'em and ride 'em like a horsey?"

SpongeBob: "I guess ya got me there."

[Uncle Silky]

"Check out this wooden frame. It's lighter and more flammable than titanium." -Timmy's dad

[Uncle Silky]

Wanda: "Don't make him relive Super Toilet."

Cosmo: "It took the plunger... the whole plunger!"

[Uncle Silky]

"After years of failed get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'll get rich with this scheme... and quick!" -Homer

[Uncle Silky]

"If I know me, I wouldn't like being kicked in the crotch." -Homer

[Uncle Silky]

Girl: "Wow, perfume! That's so sweet."

Chris: "It'll make ya smell like Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that means you'll smell like bourbon and Vicodin."

[Uncle Silky]

Hillbilly ATM operator: "Mmm... you smell like the inside of my momma's purse."

[Uncle Silky]

Stewie: "Oh, dear. It appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."

[fzzy]

still don't understand at least half of what you're saying (silly me - LOL) ..... but oh SOOOO glad you're back!!!

[dicksbro]

Uncle Silky, if I knew me, I wouldn't like getting kicked in the crotch either. Mama said, kicking the crotch isn't nice, especially at birthday parties.

Your words of wisdom have been missed. I did look all over for them, but they were missing.

Welcome back.

[sylverpenny]

Uncle Silky we have never met.My name is Penny.

Thank you for a much needed smile this morning.

Penny

[LixyChick]

OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

*THUD*


You are the cherry on the cake of my day!!!!!

I am actually typeless.........can you believe that? But don't go anywhere.....it'll come to me!

[skipthisone]

Like giving the chicken back his pluck that you should'nt have plucked and skinned in the first place!

[Lilith]

:):):)

[Lovediva]

Guess we can't all be strangers from Pixies Silky.

A well deserved welcome back to you!!!!

[Grumble]

OMG Silky is back :)

Now I can read a thread and not understand a bloody thing again!!!
Ohh that is exciting BTW Silky I have ceased fucking Tasmanian Devils LOL into the ring tail possums now :D

[scotzoidman]

What's more, the Evil Monkey av is back too...must...resist...can't...give in...

[Uncle Silky]

it's what i do, Penny. good meetin ya.

Silky no like change, grumbles. plus, the Tasmanian devil's got it comin. them possums is God's children, ya heartless demon!

futility, scotty. futility, i say! you cannot resist. don't try. Marvin's yer lord and you know it. *freaky hypno-funk music*

[Uncle Silky]

"Get outta my beard, you squawkin' bastard!" -Peter

[scotzoidman]

Ah, hypno-funk I can resist...

[Uncle Silky]

"Come on, let's drink till we can't feel feelings anymore." -Peter

[Aqua]

Good to see ya Silky! Welcome back... Booyah! :D

[Uncle Silky]

Lois: "Peter, you're drunk!"

Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted from stayin' up all night drinkin'."

[GermanSteve]

Great to see you back, Silky!!!

[Uncle Silky]

oddly enough, Aqua my man, i was just about to bust out my Sanford avatar. well-played.

good seein ya, Steve.

[Summer]

WOW, you are back. I am truly glad to see you back around silken up the place again. ;)

[Uncle Silky]

"There he is, boys... Homer Simpson. He thinks he's the pope of Chilitown." -Wiggum

[LixyChick]

I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! We want something else!

*Teehee! Just saying hi Uncle babycakes!*

[Doomsday]

"I like Chickens Eddie" - Edd from Ed, Edd, and Eddie

[Uncle Silky]

"Canadians are weird, Eddy." -Ed

[Doomsday]

"I wish, I wish I were a fish." Edd

heh... I watch way to many cartoons.... all my head is filled with it.... oh well... and when I need it I can't call on it lol.

Marge: "No bellybutton?! That means my Homie..."
Homer Clone: "First one over cliff."
Marge: "Oh no my poor Homie..."
Homer Clone: "Want back rub?"

[Uncle Silky]

"Math is power!" -Patrick

[Doomsday]

"F - is for Fire that burrns down the whole town.... U - is for Uranium... bomb! N - is for no survivors" - Plankton

[Uncle Silky]

"Yep, it's a badger alright... or possibly a gryphon." -Homer

[Uncle Silky]

"Oh, my god! These pancakes are delicious. Good news, Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!" -Stewie

[Doomsday]

I miss Family Guy.. wonder what happened to that show :-/

[Uncle Silky]

cancelled, man. the Nazi-huggin fucks cancelled it. but... a few weeks ago, i tracked down all 51 episodes on DVD. man oh man, ya gotta love eBay.

Mailwoman: "Hi, Lois. Love the new pool."

Lois: "It's a moat. Peter says we need all the security we can get now that we're rich."

Mailwoman: "Does it work?"

Lois: "Well, it seems to be keeping the Black Knight at bay."

*Black Knight, on horse, is shown shuffling back and forth along the waterline*

[Doomsday]

Awesome.. and I knew that.. just didn't like the fact that it was :-/

[Uncle Silky]

"Children? They're midgets. Filthy, drug-peddling midgets." -Brian

[Uncle Silky]

Patrick: "Liar, liar, plants for hire."

SpongeBob: "That's 'pants on fire', Patrick."

Patrick: "Well, you would know... liar."

[Uncle Silky]

Karl: "I dunno, Pops. Isn't the otter an endangered species?"

Pops: "Come on, Karl. It tastes just like bald eagle. Uh, I mean... chicken."

[dicksbro]

Grade school, high school and four years of college ... U.S., you just proved to me that you're never to old to learn new things. Who would have thought, otter tastes like eagle ... er ... chicken.

Damn, did I say that?

Humanity is indebted to you!

[Uncle Silky]

*takes a bow* just droppin the knowledge-bombs.

[Uncle Silky]

"Who the hell are you and what in God's name is a ham-bucket?" -Pickles

[Uncle Silky]

"Dude, check me out. I'm like a beaver... a hot little beaver." -Stormy

[Uncle Silky]

"Okay, so it's not so much a time-machine as it is a dodgeball cannon." -Stormy

[Lost]

BEAR ITBBH- whats that under the covers? its doesnt LOOK box shaped

[Lost]

cornfed - "A cursory olfactory analysis of this woman's sweat glands indicates that decades of alcohol ingestion have permeated her cellular structure and made her a prime candidate for spontaneous combustion."

[Lost]

pip- ohoh, I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose
pop- you have all the fun

[Lost]

"Let's see what pictures I can take… in my bedroom." – Bear

[iTriedSoHard]

LOL Cartoon Network?
Sounds like fun!

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by iTriedSoHard
LOL Cartoon Network?
Sounds like fun!

Yep... in Uncle Silky and appearantly my head is a wealth of Cartoon Knowledge...

[Eros]

Y'all betta recognize....Silky is the mad master of all that is Cartoon Network.....now if they'd show more Justice League and Dexter!!!!

[Uncle Silky]

Peter: "What should I do?"

Peter's angel: "Lie to her. It's okay to lie to women. They're not people like us."

[Uncle Silky]

The Ranting Swede: "You know what shaves my housecat in preparation of a veterinary procedure...?"

[Cabrylla]

"God bless those pagans." ---Homer, "The Simpsons

I'd agree that Silky's mad....but a master? *smirks and raises an eyebrow* in his own mind

*lixxxxxxx the monkeyboy and poofs*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Eros~All day Monday=all the Dexter you could ever want. Let's hear it for the 10-year old, German-accented mad scientist. :D

[Uncle Silky]

"This hot steam makes Rolf's flesh shed tears of impurity." -Rolf

[Uncle Silky]

Randal: "You won't get away with this, monkey! ...See? He's shaking with fear."

Dante: "No, he's masturbating."

Randal: "Yeah, but it's out of fear."

[Uncle Silky]

Barbara: "I'm having a birthday party next week. I hope you can come."

Chris: *looks down* "Oh, no! Somebody peed in my pants."

[Uncle Silky]

Brian: "Amazing. You can't drive a car, but they'll let you fly a blimp."

Peter: "Yeah, America's great... except for the south."

[Uncle Silky]

"Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!" -Stewie

[Eros]

Silk-Meister...gotta ask..what do you think of MTV's "Clone High"?

[Eros]

Mick Jagger~C'mon Homer, it's only rock-n-roll camp.

Homer~But I like it!

[Uncle Silky]

what i've seen of it seems decent. MTV's had better, though.

[Cabrylla]

"It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me." ---Johnny Bravo

god is that not the truest statement...I know I know...I'm even better than beautiful, but the word amazingly amazing just seems to redundant

[Uncle Silky]

"Oh, yer good. Real good. But I'm better. *throws down cards* Gin! Pay the man." -Bravo

funny how 'amazingly amazing' was only the second-most redundant instance in that sentence.

[Eros]

Glad Cartoon Network picked up Undergrads...and now Futurama is on 5 nights a week on Cartoon Network. So far, I've only seen two episodes of Clone High...the one where Abe gets the keg of non-alcoholic beer, and the one where Ghandi drinks nothing but that energy drink that turns out to be pancake batter and blue paint..both were good, but keep seeing the same two over and over again.

[Uncle Silky]

actually, Comedy Central got Undergrads, along with Mike & Gary and the animated Clerks series. but Cartoon Network's got Adult Swim, so they're still on top. yay-uh.

[Eros]

Yeah...oops..knew it was one of those channels I watch all night. I like Mike & Gary, funny enough. Undergrads is great. But Adult Swim is the best...did you catch "The Venture Brothers" last night?

[Cabrylla]

Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!


well Bender pretty much sums it up as to how I feel about my redundancy...so pfffft!

[Uncle Silky]

nah, i missed it. got sidetracked during the beginning of Adult Swim. looks funny, though. i miss Harvey Birdman... *longing sigh*

Harvey: "You speak Japanese?"

Peanut: "I get by."

Harvey: "Great! Ask them what they want and tell this one to back up a foot and a half."


that was ridiculously ridiculous, woman.

[Cabrylla]

Homer : When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more ... more ... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.

Bart : Like what?

Homer : I'll tell you when you're older.

look monkeyboy, don't make me start throwing around cartoon puns...I'll do it!

[Uncle Silky]

do yer worst, imp-lover.

[Uncle Silky]

"Here's your tree. Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up." -Peter

[Cabrylla]

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

[Uncle Silky]

"Oh, Lois, it was horrible. The fish were jumpin' all over my eyes and into my nose and, on the way out, I think one of 'em muttered somethin' anti-semitic." -Peter

[Uncle Silky]

SpongeBob: "You okay, Patrick?"

Patrick: "Finland!!"

[Uncle Silky]

Peter: "Where the hell am I gonna get 50,000 bucks?"

Quagmire: "You could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks at 50 bucks each... or 50 really fat chicks at 1,000 bucks each. ...What? Why're you lookin' at me like that? Fat chicks need love, too... but they gotta pay for it."

[Uncle Silky]

"Mom, I'm afraid the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and gimme a vascectomy." -Chris

[Cabrylla]

Tick's Brain: Tick, this is your mind speaking.
Tick: Oh! Hello.
Tick's Brain: Sorry I haven't been around much lately but I'm easily distracted by shiny objects. ---"The Tick"

there ya cartoon-spewin bastahd!

[Cabrylla]

"I can't sleep"
"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
"At nighttime, the world always seems so big and scary, and I always seem so small."
"I wish I could fall asleep, so it would be morning."
-Calvin and Hobbes

[Uncle Silky]

*grin and headshake* jackass...


Zorak: "Yeah, he'll probably tear yer arms off."

Brak: "But I love my arms! That's where my hands live."

[Cabrylla]

"There are only so many times I can say sorry and still mean it." --Homer Simpson


it's true ya know....after a few times you figure you aren't gonna make a difference if you say it a hundred times.