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skipthisone
10-30-2002, 11:22 AM
Here in the US it is election day next week, and if you are like me you are getting sick and tired of political commercials. Then I heard one today as a funny...and thought I would share.

I think all senior citizens should have better access to prescription drugs so I don't have to wait in line behind them at the pharmacy.

So get on your soap box and give me some funny campaign promises......(I know you are all creative bastards, so make them good ;) )
Coach Knight
10-30-2002, 11:35 AM
I propose that every time Moulin Rouge is shown on HBO, it must be immediately followed by 6 hours of free porn.
Lilith
10-30-2002, 12:11 PM
I promise a dildo in everypot:D:D:p
scotzoidman
10-30-2002, 11:28 PM
I'd like to do to all the Pixie's ladies what the politicians have been doing to all of us...
Lilith
10-30-2002, 11:31 PM
up the ass?????????????????:o:p
Sugarsprinkles
10-30-2002, 11:53 PM
MATCHING SEX DRIVES for every couple!! :D:D:D

No more of this He Wants It and She Doesn't OR She Wants It and He Doesn't

A policy guaranteed to lower the divorce rate!
legend
10-31-2002, 06:14 AM
I'm going to tell you the truth......
dicksbro
10-31-2002, 06:33 AM
PROSPERITYPEACEandPIXIES

Lisen ... I think that's Aquarius and Let the Sun Shine In playing in the background
LixyChick
10-31-2002, 06:40 AM
International Naked Day!

Ask not what your country can do for you!
Ask what you can do for your country!
skipthisone
10-31-2002, 04:33 PM
Fridays as a national holiday for sex!!!!
Aqua
10-31-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
up the ass?????????????????:o:p

Now THAT"S what I'm talking 'bout!!! :p ;)
skipthisone
10-31-2002, 04:45 PM
ass obsessed is aqua
Scarecrow
10-31-2002, 05:58 PM
I propose a National Orge Day for all
Murphy
11-01-2002, 08:37 PM
National Ogre Day? You mean like makin Shrek a folk hero or sumthin'?

Pot in every garage and a chicken in every yard....
Murga
11-01-2002, 08:57 PM
Most of the politicos have one item agenda: I am opposed to government policy out of office; as soon as you get me into office I can only follow policy!!!!
Scarecrow
11-01-2002, 10:44 PM
Yeah something like that or else a fairy in every hat. Uhhh I mean a fairy tail.
incitatus
11-02-2002, 01:55 AM
Great Moments in Campaign History:

"Dewey Defeats Truman"

"You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore"

"There he goes again"

"I will not seek, nor will I accept..."

"...a giant sucking sound"

"Who am I? Why am I here?"

"Read my lips!"

"You are no Jack Kennedy"

"...vast right wing conspiracy"

"Well now, that's just sick!"