This coming HUMP day is.....

[Lovediva]

Skipthisone's Birthday!!!!!


Happy Birthday SKIP!!!!

[jjjjbo]

HB, HB Skip!!!!! Hope it's grand! j

[Sharni]

Happy Birthday Skip *Hugz*

[Lilith]

Waiting on pins and needles to give you your birthday spankins' babe!;)

He's sexy , he's dirty
and now he's also 30!

[Scarecrow]

Skip's gettin' older. Happy B-Day and many more.

[dicksbro]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear STO,
Hope you get yourself screwed! (hee hee)

[dannyk]

Wow! Turning 30! You think that, as far as birthdays go, he might want to.... skipthisone??? :D
All the best, skip!

[Summer]

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We brought linen, white as cloud
The women sit and sew your shroud
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
You must marry very soon
Baby's due by next full moon
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)



LOL Happy Birthday Skippy. ;)
-Summer :D

[Neige]

Happy Birthday skipthisone!!!!! :D

[Devillishgirl]

Happy Birthday Skip!!!!!

[legend]

Happy Birthday Skipthisone :)

[Nikki]

Happy birthday skip.............I hope you have lots and lots of fun...

[Murphy]

Hippo Birdie 2 ewes
Hippo Birdie 2 ewes
Hippo Birdie Deer ewe
Hippo Birdie 2 ewes!

-from a Hallmark card - all in pictures!

[BIBI]

May the happiness this day brings pale in comparison to your tomorrows!!!

Happy Birthday.........Skipthisone!

[Oldfart]

30, Skip?

Get out and paint the town........something.

[Irish]

Happy Birthday!Enjoy them while you're younger.Someday;a birthday will be just another day! Irish

[skipthisone]

Thanks all....

Diva-You had this one marked for ages
jjjjbo - just average not grand im afraid
Sharni - Hugs back
Lilith - You keep promisin these spankins but nothin
Scarecrow - thanks
Dicksbro - Me too
DannyK - Thanks
Summer - Shut that song up....good thing the voice is good
PS - Thanks age before beauty always
DG - Thanks always
Ledge - Keep it short
Nikki - thanks, gonna be good, youre coming right?
Murphy - Ripoff the card, geez
Bibi - Always the sweetest, thanks
OF - Thanks bud
Murphy - I dont know to thank you or be depressed

[RandyGal]

*hip check*

Oh sorry, here...let me pluck you out of the bushes.....


that was my poor attempt at my traditional Birthday Hipcheck, but I'm a bit out of practice.


Hope it's a grand event. :D

[GermanSteve]

Happy Birthday, Skip!!! ;):)

[skipthisone]

Randygal -- Thanks now im sore and dirty

German Steve - Thanks and wavin right back

[Coach Knight]

Welcome to the 30 and over club. It's not as much fun as the 20-something club. It sounds a little louder, it seems more crowded, the hangovers last a little longer and your sore in places you never were before.
Nothing has changed, you are just getting older.
Happy Birthday!

CK

[Aqua]

Well hot damn! Happy B-day Skip!! :D And if Lil isn't gonna spank you, maybe I will!! :p

[Lilith]

Ummmm maybe I will spank you both.........:p hell there would be no maybe about it. ;)

[Sugarsprinkles]

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
TO
YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SKIPTHISONE!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!


Hope you have a fantastic birthday and you get everything you want and need and that this birthday is your most memorable yet!

Happy Birthday from one Libran to another!!

[skipthisone]

Thanks for bringing down the room CK

Aqua and lil, a cheek for each and have at it>>>>>smack<<<<<

Thanks SS

[LixyChick]

I know everyone thinks Elvis is dead...........but I found him alive and well and willing to come do a gig at your Birthday party hun!

He has changed a bit in the past years......but all in all I think he's held up pretty well!

I think you will be the envy of all when they see "The King" has come out of hiding to be at your party! Here's a pic so you don't think it's just another impersonator when he comes calling!

Even though this cost me a small fortune.........I think having Elvis at your party will be talked about for years to come!

Enjoy skip..........and I hope you have a great day babe!

[skipthisone]

hey lixy where did you get that, its my prom picture

[jennaflower]

Happy Birthday Skip... the best is yet to come :) Enjoy it ALL.

[skipthisone]

Thanks Jenna

[Summer]

Lixy is that a man Elvis because I swear he has camel toe. LOL
-Summer :D

BTW Happy Birthday again Skip Skip Skippy!!!!! ;)

[Lilith]

OMG LMAO~

[skipthisone]

its not camel toe, i just have giant testicals

[south]

No I didn't think it was possible for a man but that is a camel toe.

[skipthisone]

i thought i took a good picture there

[Lilith]

You are lovely skip!!!! All you bad people stop teasing the birthday boy:p:D:D:D:D

[Irish]

skipthisone---Did you get that new asterisk;for your birthday?
Irish