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Lilith
10-05-2002, 08:47 PM
** KNOCK!KNOCK!**
Scarecrow
10-05-2002, 08:55 PM
Who's there??????????
Lilith
10-05-2002, 09:15 PM
How the hell do I know....it's your door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:p


Sorry I am in a goofy mood....I need spankin';):p
Scarecrow
10-05-2002, 09:16 PM
let me, oh please let me do it;) :D
starling
10-05-2002, 10:06 PM
i must object. i'm the spankmaster round here and if lilith needs her botty heated then i'll be the man to do it!

now touch yr toes sugar ...

whap! whap! followed by sweet soft kisses xxx

:)
Lilith
10-05-2002, 10:11 PM
Gotta catch me first! No Submissive Sally here!
FussyPucker
10-06-2002, 04:09 AM
OH I think I can handle this......

*wiggles his Lilith catching bait and waits patiently*

hehehe
legend
10-06-2002, 06:35 AM
go away.....i'm busy!

guess who with ;) :p
Nikki
10-06-2002, 08:28 AM
ooooh.....just put the DO NOT DISTURB sign out
legend
10-06-2002, 08:32 AM
you sound guilty Nikki :p
LixyChick
10-06-2002, 11:23 AM
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?
GermanSteve
10-06-2002, 03:36 PM
Lil are you mounting a bookshelf? Or is it the sound of nailing your hubby? :D:D:D
GermanSteve
10-06-2002, 03:43 PM
...and a knocking two-liner:

"Knock-knock!" "Who´s there?" "It´s Santa Claus! With a beard so white and curly..."
"Gosh, Santa, sorry, I must say, that you´re a bit too early"
:D
legend
10-07-2002, 07:02 AM
i answered the door and there were two people there. they said that they were collecting for the local swimming pool. so i gave them a glass of water.
Glyndwr
10-07-2002, 07:52 AM
I answered the door and it was a man with a bill.....or it could have been a duck in a hat.
gekkogecko
10-07-2002, 11:19 AM
How many dead light bulbs does it take to make a knock-knock joke?
Oldfart
10-07-2002, 12:29 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

AVON, your doorbell's fucked!
dicksbro
10-07-2002, 03:52 PM
Knock ... er ... knock ... er

Who's there?

A nice set of knockers :)
Lovediva
10-07-2002, 05:49 PM
All this knocking is giving me a damn headache!!!! :D :D :D


Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Les...
Les who?
Les hear another knock knock joke!! :D
GermanSteve
10-08-2002, 07:37 PM
mama take this badge from me
i can't use it anymore
it's getting dark too dark to see
feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

mama put my guns in the ground
i can't shoot them anymore
that cold black cloud is comin' down
feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

"you just better start sniffin' your own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive"

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
(repeated several times)