Code Red ~ Code Red

[skipthisone]

So I know a lot of you have kids...and a lot of you have parents...so what is your code word with your S/O that means you want to have sex...or means I'll meet you for some later...

Just like the old joke goes, their code word was "Do the Laundry"

He says, honey lets do the laundry. But she had to do other things. Later he says, honey lets do the laundry, but again she has to do other things....finally hours later She comes to him and says, I'm ready to do the laundry...and he says, nevermind it was a small load and i did it by hand>>>>

I know bad, oh well just answer the freaking question will ya!!

[Lovediva]

Wanna peel potatoes?

[Lilith]

I am bad I just whisper in his ear ,"fuck me"... seems to work!

[skipthisone]

Ours is "Wanna bump uglies"

[Sugarsprinkles]

Well, if memory serves me right...wayyyy back when....

I would just tell him quietly, or whisper to him "I want your body!"

It used to work pretty good, too. After all, I've got 3 sons to show for it! LOL:D :D

[Lilith]

Skip~ wanna scrub the tub?????:p;)....... ok:p yes, you are right, I just really want you to scrub the tub...LOL;)

[dicksbro]

Hun ... I'm going to bed now. :)

[Oldfart]

(Tap, tap) You awake Love?

[RandyGal]

LOL @ OldFart

No words were ever necessary.
Just a look would do. You know...it's all in the eyes.

*hubba hubba wink wink nudge nudge* always got a little action.

;) :D :p

[dogmajay]

In the last book I read, it was referred to as *fighting crime* tee hee.

[ryder]

Blow 'bubbles' ;) is what she likes to ask me.

[JMichaelR89]

Have some snow peas - means take a shower together.... which ususally ends up in some type of sexual activity...

[vampeyes]

its always so hey... you gonna take a shower tonight? or wanna scrub my back for me? lol the kids never suspect a thing :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Is it time for Coffee?!?!?!

[LixyChick]

Man o man...I just had a mini heart attack! Anyone else?

Kinda nice to read these old threads though! Thanks for the bump sdls!

And..."man o man...I just had a mini heart attack" is NOT what we say when we wanna "do it"! LMAO...um...we just do it cause we have no kids!

[Lilith]

yep here too.

I just whisper to him that I intend to make him miserable later;)

[nikki1979]

wow me to Lixy!! saw the post and just stared at it for a bit............


~nikki

[Oldfart]

Shit, that time of year already?

[imaginewithme]

Wow....... scared me.

No kids here....but had to read this thread.

Hugs

[osuche]

No kids here, but I ask him if he wants to cuddle. LMAO. And it typically does involve *some* cuddling

[WildIrish]

I just whisper to him that I intend to make him miserable later;)


Now THAT'S the unspoken message in my house. LMAO


We don't share the same code words. When she's in the mood, she'll tell me she needs her socks pressed. When I'm in the mood, I tell her "I changed the sheets today".

[sodaklostsoul]

Sorry did'nt mean to give ya all a heart attack. Could'nt sleep and wandered across this thread. I was'nt really thinking of when the kids were around either, but just code words in general with your s/o.

[Loulabelle]

Didn't scare me, just gave me a little bit of a half smile........nice to read his words again, isn't it?

As for the question, there's no-one in the house we need a code word for, so he tends to know I'm up for it, when I start reaching for his cock or else my hands find their way into my panties. Of course if that subtle approach doesn't work, I usually, say something like 'Let's go have sex'. It's not romantic, it's not clever, but it usually gets the point accross (if you'll pardon the expression)!

[WildIrish]

^^^ Code Red! Code Red! :hot:

[Aqua]

I have several code words... The most common ones are: Hello, Good Morning, How was work, Whatcha doing, and Hi.

The wife, however, pretty much has one... "I guess I should perform my wifely duty, huh?"

:p

[Lilith]

I have several code words... The most common ones are: Hello, Good Morning, How was work, Whatcha doing, and Hi.

The wife, however, pretty much has one... "I guess I should perform my wifely duty, huh?"

:p
DBG~ reporting for duty;)

[darogle]

I have several code words... The most common ones are: Hello, Good Morning, How was work, Whatcha doing, and Hi.

The wife, however, pretty much has one... "I guess I should perform my wifely duty, huh?"

:p

LMAO!!!

[jennaflower]

*sigh*

[Aqua]

(((Jenna)))

[Teddy Bear]

Never had set code words. Usually just, 'I'm going to bed' or 'good night' would be enough. Or there was something broken in the bedroom (bed frame, lamp, anything...)that needed both of us to fix. And 'I need a nap' was good too.

Worked when the kids were little, then they were teens and caught on...... quite often we'd get 'ewwww' or 'gross'. Now thier older the reactions have stopped. lol.

[osuche]

OK...this one did me in. We used to joke about this topic all the time........ :(

[Lilith]

(((osuche)))

[osuche]

((((Lil)))) ~ for being you....and putting up with my shenanigans. ;)

[Lilith]

I'm just right there with ya...he has become this permanent lump in my throat. *blink away the tears & swallow* has become my mantra.

code for sex in the shower is doing a Skip!

[Navarre]

Worked when the kids were little, then they were teens and caught on...... quite often we'd get 'ewwww' or 'gross'. Now thier older the reactions have stopped. lol.


UH HUH

They would just grin......then start pounding on the locked bedroom door wanting whatever.

[Summer]

Mine is "let's go upstairs and talk about this".

[WildIrish]

Mine is "let's go upstairs and talk about this".


I can picture the kids telling someone on the phone "Mom and Dad are upstairs talking. I think they're speaking in "Caveman" because there's a lot of grunts and groans." :D

[Summer]

LOL ^^^^^^^^ have you called before????? ;)

[WildIrish]

LOL ^^^^^^^^ have you called before????? ;)


Yes...I was selling windows.

[Salacious]

This reminds me of a cute story sent to me by a friend... in the story the couples code words were "Roger" and "Emily" -

Unfortunately, the romanticism is worn very thin here and "his" code word to me is simply... "Can I do ya tonight?"

***ugh*** Just seeing it like that makes me want to .... eeek~