Birthday Presents for Men

[DildoDiva]

Hi all...my hubby's birthday is coming up in 8 days and I haven't a CLUE what to get him. I'm sure most men can relate with the cologne, ties, pocket knives, wallets, etc as gifts. And I want to get him something special this year.

Women love flowers, candy, jewelry etc for their birthdays but what do men find sweet and/or romantic for gifts? Just looking for some ideas of what other guys wish their women would do for them or something...I dunno...just wanting some good ideas.

[dicksbro]

It is sometimes tough to pick out gifts for us guys. You might think that knowing his hobbies would make it easy, but not always true. He may collect fishing lures, but it's not just any fishing lure ... it's some particular fishing lure that has his eye. Tough to know which one.

I think for me, a nice dinner with a good glass of wine and then a long, fun-filled romp in the bed can be just about as good as it gets. Or a fun-type game, like renting a motel room, and meeting at a nearby bar like you were a hooker and he was your trick, then making a night of it. Maybe even make him "pay" for the services. The dressing up and suggestiveness would make me hard as a rock, that's for sure.

Oh, I'll tell you what my wife did once. She rented a park. No kidding. A local park did overnight renting and she took advantage. (Usually they rented to large groups ... we were the first "couple" to do that.) We had a mini-motor home and took it to the park. The gates were closed and for one night we had over 300 acres all to ourselves ...

We romped around in the nude; had snacks by the fireplace in the lodge; did some mutual photo taking; and just generally had a great fun, food and sex filled time. Won't forget that birthday, I promise you that.

Guess you just can't miss with the combinations of food and sex. :) Does that help at all?

[DildoDiva]

Thanks for the advice DB...although I don't think I can afford to rent a park ;) But yeah, those are some nice ideas...would love to do one of them...if I had the fundage. :( I have about 20 dollars to work with though. Love the whole hotel room thing

[Sugarsprinkles]

HI DildoDiva!

How about a "coupon book" with each coupon being good for some type of "service" or something you can do for him?
For instance "This coupon good for one home cooked dinner of your choice". He could then request his very favorite meal.
Or "This coupon good for one back (or foot or wherever) massage.", or "This coupon good for one night of Passion",
"This coupon good for The Ultimate Blowjob", or "This coupon entitles the bearer to have the presenter as his Sexual Slave for One Night"...................Let your imagination go wild! You know what he likes, so let that be your inspiration.
And the best part is it's FREE!! ;) :p :D :D

[DildoDiva]

Sugarsprinkles,

That is a great idea!!! He did that for me not too long ago and I loved it. I forgot all about it...but thanks for reminding me...that would be so much fun to do one for him.

Thanks!!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

No problem.....glad to have been able to help.

Now, you've got to promise to let us know how he liked it....and just what kind of "coupons" you gave him. I'll be dying of curiosity until then...:D:D

[DildoDiva]

I'll be sure to let you all know....how bout some suggestions from the men on what kind of coupons THEY would like to recieve....

[Sugarsprinkles]

OOOoooh...good idea!!! Yes, gentlemn...suggestions please!!:D:D

[Irish]

Dildo Diva---My wife and I;have been married since May1,1965!
You could say that we know each others idiosyncrasies;fairly well.
We know that each other won't waste money;and will often NOT
buy something;because we figure that the money can be better
spent on a household or family necessity!Therefore(altho not romantic);it is sometimes better;to give the other money and the
ORDER;to buy a certain thing for oneself.Example:My wife;knew that;I wanted an armband tatoo!She also knew that;I could not
condone;the cost of one.I have;one;on each forearm;that are about 25yrs.old.She went to the tatoo parler;made an appt. for
me and went with me to have it custom designed.She gave me; the money;with the express condition;that the money;could only
be spent there.It is beautiful and something that I wouldn't spend
the money for.Perhaps;a gift;with the same idea;would be appropriate;for your husband.I know that;a truely caring person;
will not spend money;that could be otherwise used.Buying something;just for the sake;of getting something;is also wasteful!
Irish
P.S.The tatoo;is a chain around my upper arm.The chain links;are
outlined;in a dark color and the links;are filled in;with Green!

[axe31]

how about cooking him a meal and as you serve each item also
serve an item of clothing eg bring in the potatoes then in front
of him take off your blouse then the peas off comes the skirt
and so on or just serve dinner in a french maids outfit

[dicksbro]

Coupon Book Items

1. Oral sex is always in good taste (hee hee)
2. Dinner in/served in the nude
3. Loved the idea of striptease "courses'
4. Have a water gun or water balloon fight in the back yard ... both wear light clothing with no underwear that would tend to show thru after it gets wet (after dusk if privacy is a concern)
5. If there are sexual things he likes, make a coupon for each (facesitting, bathing together, role playing, whatever)
6. Read an erotic story together and substitute your names for the main characters (maybe one of our Pixie masterpieces). Act out the scenes.
7. Make a "sex movie" for only the two of you to watch
8. See if he'll let you tie him up and blindfold him ... then tease and fondle him. (Drives me wild!)
9. Go to a movie together and sit in a remote corner. Fondle him during the movie (more if you can and dare to)
10. How about a tongue bath?
11. Serve him an ice cream sundae on your tummy or whereever (be creative)
12. Have a Hersey's syrup fight (maybe in the basement with plastic on the floor). Good lead in to the tongue bath.
Just a few ideas, more on request

[Irish]

Dicksbro---A drive-in theater;is better;than the corner;of a theater;The only trouble;is finding one now.My wife and I; practically;lived in one on Fri. or Sat. nights;when we were dating!
I bet we used two boxes of Kleenex;over the years;from mutual
masturbation.Ah;The good old days! Irish
P.S.She always;liked the softcore porn flicks;better than the hard-
core ones.The Driveins by the Airbases;all showed them.

[Thinker]

Irish I think there is still one drive in left in the area, around Saco.

[Irish]

Thinker---Thanks!There; used to be;about six;right in this general
area.I don't know;if they weren't profitable;or if the"Land Grab"
got; to much;for them.There;certainly;seemed to be enough;
patrons;at them.As far as;the land;they're building everywhere!
Most of the places;that I used to hunt or target practice in;now
either have;shopping malls or houses! Irish
P.S.I could be"rich"now;if I had a tissue concession;at one of them.

[Oldfart]

Missing the point here folks.

What is it that'll really blow his socks off?

Naked picnic and sex on someone else's rooftop?

Classic "loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thee" picnic somewhere secluded.

Blowjob during a rose-bowl re-play?

We're groping in the dark here, DildoDiva. (nice touch)

Where do his wishes point? (To coin a phrase)

[Thinker]

Yeah The first, last, and only Drive in i went to used to be in Somersworth I think, in between Rochester and Somersworth anyway. I went to watch one of the early StarTrek flicks, I was probably about 3 1/2 at the time and now I can barly remeber going.
Now the place is a car dealership :mad:

[Irish]

Thinker---I remember the one you are talking about!We went there;a couple of times;to see;those fake outlaw motorcycle flicks!
We didn't go there often;tho;because they didn't have porn flicks.
Most of the others are just fields;with the;old speaker posts now.
The grass;grows good in them;probably because of the;excellant;
SPERM fertaliser(sp)that was deposited on them!Most of the driveins;had changed over to broadcasting on the radio;instead
of private speakers.I always wondered;what you did;if you had a
car with no radio! Irish