View Full Version : Quiz: What ass do you have?
Christine
09-05-2002, 08:42 AM
Inquiring minds need to know...:p
http://www.quizdiva.com/assquiz.html
My result -->
You Have a Submissive Ass!
Bend over, because I'm your master.
I'm going to spank you harder and faster.
Beat your ass good until it burns.
Then let my friends take their turns.
Summer
09-05-2002, 08:47 AM
You Have a Round Ass!
All the guys think that you're a cutie.
That's thanks to your ghetto booty.
You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back.
LOL Christine this is a great thread!!! LMAO
-Summer :D
Lilith
09-05-2002, 01:06 PM
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
Woohoo, Lilith!! My kinda woman! Actually so far, you're all my kind of women... ;) :p
As far as my ass goes, I don't need a quiz. I have a...
Fuzzy Ass!! :p :p
vampeyes
09-05-2002, 01:42 PM
LOL Hmmmm I would have thought it would tell me I have a BIG ass lol but apparently I have an .......
Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut
You just like it up the butt
Get that ass over here
And take it up the rear
:D
axe31
09-05-2002, 06:11 PM
another Active Ass
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear
no big suprise there then:D
LixyChick
09-05-2002, 07:12 PM
*rubs Aqua's fuzzy ass*........Oh!...I so love to do that!
I am just as I figured!
Your Ass Should Be Kissed!
While you won't let anyone stick it,
You expect *everyone* to lick it.
Whenever you want someone to go to town,
You just bend over and pull your pants down
Wooooooohoooooooooo! Consider these pants down! *Pants??? What pants???*
Christine!........Great thread hun! TY! Inquiring minds needed to know.................
Sugarsprinkles
09-05-2002, 07:13 PM
Great thread, Christine!!
I'm with Summer.....
You Have a Round Ass!
All the guys think that you're a cutie.
That's thanks to your ghetto booty.
You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back.
:D
scotzoidman
09-05-2002, 07:18 PM
You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that
Even if it is a bit flat.
Saddaddy
09-05-2002, 09:59 PM
mine said,
"Your Ass should be Kissed"
While you won't let anyone stick it,
You expect everyone to lick it ,
Whenever you want someone to go to town,
You just bend over & pull your pants down .
Reesa
09-05-2002, 10:07 PM
... submissive ass
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
Lovediva
09-06-2002, 08:50 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA....I have a Hooker ASS..LMFAO!!!
It sure don't look like one!!!!!!:D
Watch out honey!!!
Your ass can make money!
If you want to score a couple bills,
Offer it up and take some pain pills!!!
roxanne916
09-08-2002, 12:21 AM
You Have a Hooker Ass!
Watch out honey!
Your ass can make money.
If you want to score a couple bills,
Offer it up and take some pain pills.
sweetc0rn
09-08-2002, 12:55 AM
I am with saddaddy and LixyChick. My ass should be kiss! Heehee! Anyone wanna do the job? :D :D :D
Midnight Kiss
09-08-2002, 09:13 PM
You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that -
Even if it is a bit flat.
xanne
09-09-2002, 02:16 PM
Your Ass Should Be Kissed!
While you won't let anyone stick it,
You expect *everyone* to lick it.
Whenever you want someone to go to town,
You just bend over and pull your pants down.
Mmmmmm, any takers?? :D :D ;)
Irish
09-09-2002, 02:42 PM
According to the quiz;I have a small ass.It shows;how things;
have;changed over time!When;I was a teen-ager;and much younger;one never heard of any interest in a mans rear end(unless in gay circles);only his front.I have had a;spastic colon and
ulcerative colitus.A sigmoidoscopy or a colonoscopy;are the most that I want stuck in my ass.I don't even like them;but sometimes
have to have them under Drs. orders.(Cancer check) Irish
Originally posted by xanne
Your Ass Should Be Kissed!
While you won't let anyone stick it,
You expect *everyone* to lick it.
Whenever you want someone to go to town,
You just bend over and pull your pants down.
Mmmmmm, any takers?? :D :D ;)
Oh, I am sooooo there!!! :p :p ;)
Bilbo
09-09-2002, 03:07 PM
OK! this has got me worried!
You Have a Clean Ass!
Mmmm, your ass smells good!
Because you wash it as you should.
And your lovers never mope -
When you bend over to get the soap.
Sharni
09-09-2002, 08:02 PM
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear
BlondBabe
09-09-2002, 10:19 PM
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
lol just got back and decided i needed to grade my ass :p :D
Mercury_Maniac
09-09-2002, 10:38 PM
Small Ass
DildoDiva
09-09-2002, 10:51 PM
Yet another Active Ass. ( * )
IAKaraokeGirl
01-26-2004, 05:58 AM
*bump*
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
nikki1979
01-26-2004, 06:35 AM
You Have a Round Ass!
All the guys think that you're a cutie.
That's thanks to your ghetto booty.
You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back.
LMAO SO RIGHT!!!
~nikki~
White Noise
01-27-2004, 06:05 AM
OK - I have a gay ass.
Which may explain why I almost got picked up in a gay bar one time.
Well, it might be gay but at least it has style. *LOL*
celticangel
01-27-2004, 06:37 AM
You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that -
Even if it is a bit flat.
funny~~~~~always thought I had a clever ass(or fat!)
cowgirltease
01-27-2004, 09:33 AM
You Have a Nice Ass!
Oooh, baby can you shake that booty?
With an ass so fine, it's your duty.
Give it a grab, give it a spank.
You're the envy of every skank.
Hell, I knew that! LOL:D :moon:
joeden
01-27-2004, 10:02 AM
Active Ass....Oh Yeah !
musicman
01-27-2004, 10:05 AM
You Have a Nice Ass!
Oooh, baby can you shake that booty?
With an ass so fine, it's your duty.
Give it a grab, give it a spank.
You're the envy of every skank.
SuccubusKitty
01-27-2004, 01:54 PM
You Have a Submissive Ass!
Bend over, because I'm your master.
I'm going to spank you harder and faster.
Beat your ass good until it burns.
Then let my friends take their turns.
Actually that sounds like fun! :lust:
BIGbad
11-18-2004, 06:51 PM
Bump! I will do this quiz when I get home, the f'in site is blocked!
Cobalt
11-19-2004, 12:39 AM
You Have an Active Ass!
osuche
11-19-2004, 08:36 AM
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
WildIrish
11-19-2004, 09:49 AM
I thought for sure I'd end up with "Jack", but it seems as if there's gold in them there hills!
I have a Hooker Ass!
Watch out honey!
Your :moon: can make money.
If you want to score a couple bills,
Offer it up and take some pain pills. :eek:
wyndhy
11-19-2004, 10:31 AM
i have a nice ass. i guess that's better than a rude ass :D
lakritze
11-19-2004, 03:05 PM
I don't know,I still look pretty good from behind in a pair of Levi 501's at the age of 51.I didn't have to sew two pairs together to have a pair of ten 02's that would fit.heh heh......Sitting in a bar one evening,I was annoied by an obnoxious guy at the end of the bar who would call out to the bar tender,HEY JACK ASS..pour me another drink will you. The bar tender would stop what he was doing and pour the guy a drink.After a couple of times of seeing this,I mentioned to the bar tender that I thought that guy was awful rude callng you JACK ASS like that. He just replied..."AWW,HeeHaw HeeHaw Hee Halways calls me JACK ASS.
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