axe31
08-28-2002, 08:10 PM
Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
(allegedly)
Star Wars
"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell like!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
The Empire Strikes Back
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
"That's Okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"Possibly he came in through the south entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
The Return of the Jedi
"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"There is good in him, I've felt it."
"Grab me , Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost... You almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy. easy, hold me Chewie."
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
"Rise, my friend."
But of course, the best is:
"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
(allegedly)
Star Wars
"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell like!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
The Empire Strikes Back
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
"That's Okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"Possibly he came in through the south entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
The Return of the Jedi
"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"There is good in him, I've felt it."
"Grab me , Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost... You almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy. easy, hold me Chewie."
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
"Rise, my friend."
But of course, the best is:
"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"