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erotic51
08-18-2002, 07:56 AM
Ponder the scenario:

It's early Friday evening, the weekend looms and you are going to meet your intended after a long and hard week. The weekend looms and you have made arrangements to meet at a given time and point. Your late (and not for the first time).

What do you say, what can your excuse possible be that may rescue this dire situation? After all, you are horny as hell and ready for some action between the sheets, but knowing being late, will kill of any erotic adventures that you might have thoughts about.

What you might send, as a text message, to your loved one, be it your partner, wife/husband or lover.

This is what I sent, and it worked a treat.

'Nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon, waiting for a bus to take me beyond nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon.'

What would you send?
Lilith
08-18-2002, 08:07 AM
Sorry I'm running late.....you won't be! Found a sexy little number with your name all over it! Me!!!Soon!
TheMunk
08-18-2002, 08:25 AM
Late, but on my way! Lost track of time noting things we should try from "Erotic Adventures she'll LOVE"
Nikki
08-18-2002, 08:49 AM
Babe.........I'm late.....forget dinner......tonight your starting with dessert first and honey.....thats me.....clear the kitchen table....cause im serving dessert there...........xxxxxxxx
ryder
08-18-2002, 09:24 AM
clears the table for nikki ;)

Be there in a bit honey, had to make sure that all the candles were in the right places.
PantyFanatic
08-18-2002, 09:39 AM
I have escaped and am working my way straight to you.
:yellghst:
Lilith
08-18-2002, 10:03 AM
LMAO @ pantyfanatic
scotzoidman
08-18-2002, 02:57 PM
Spoken like a man who's had to do the "honey, let me explain..." before, PF...
PantyFanatic
08-18-2002, 03:22 PM
And recognized like a cleric who's had to do the "honey, let me explain..." before, SZ...:cool:
Uncle Silky
08-18-2002, 06:30 PM
"Behind you! Christ, look out!!"
whitetiger74
08-18-2002, 06:59 PM
hey honey running late on my way bringing the chocolate syrp and whip cream for desert............

besides i couldnt use any excuse i wouldn't get any if i was late anyhow ........
legend
08-19-2002, 04:10 AM
oh my.....I forgive you already Nikki
DildoDiva
08-19-2002, 04:28 AM
Baby, I'm late. ... ... ... No, not like THAT.
erotic51
08-19-2002, 05:27 AM
rang a sexy little number, noting things we should try. Clear that table, light the candles. I have escaped with the chocolate syrup and whip cream. Baby, I'm late, but just wait till I see you...

hehhe any more?
skipthisone
08-19-2002, 09:29 AM
Ill be coming on your mountains when i cum, Ill be coming on your mountains when i cum...
erotic51
10-09-2002, 01:33 AM
my my my arnt we a creative lot hehehe, any more??
A.K.'s Sex-Pot
10-12-2002, 06:37 PM
So sorry I'm running late - you can spank me for it when I get there!
Uncle Silky
10-12-2002, 07:12 PM
"I just killed a man with a hammer. ...What's for dinner?"
dannyk
10-14-2002, 07:23 AM
"I know you're there before me, but that's how it's going to be all night long!"
erotic51
12-01-2002, 09:35 AM
nice one ~ Uncle Silky :)
BIBI
12-02-2002, 08:16 AM
Forgive me babe I'm running late
But no reason for you to hesitate
Draw the bath and light the candle
I promise to be more than you can handle!
erotic51
02-03-2003, 03:32 PM
Appropriate for this to be
My 1000 post for all to see
May you enjoy my many threads
Reading them while tucked up in beds
I will up date my story link
When next I can that I can think. :)
incitatus
02-03-2003, 09:28 PM
Sorry I'm running late.....you won't be! They say that "Amateurs Borrow... Professionals Steal"


I'm STEALING this one!
erotic51
03-24-2004, 01:22 AM
~ incitatus ~

STEAL?????? I always though plagiarism was legal! hehehe :)
nikanik
03-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Sorry I'm late I have to pick up something to play with can't make up my mind but im sure it will be great. Hershey Kisses