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m45
08-02-2002, 02:50 PM
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Bud Lite (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

:D

lixnlix69
08-02-2002, 04:01 PM
ROFLMFAO m45!!!!!!....I know a good thing when I see it..........I will follow your insider trading info to the tee!

Mrs. Lix

dicksbro
08-02-2002, 04:19 PM
Is this what they call "insider trading, m45?" LOL :D :D

m45
08-02-2002, 06:34 PM
dicksbro the big boys do it!!!...... and get away with it...

Eros
08-02-2002, 07:24 PM
If that's how the market works, hell, I should be on Wall St!..lol