What Would You Want On Your Tombstone???

[Sugarsprinkles]

If you died tomorrow what would you want carved on your tombstone?

Serious, funny..whatever you want...

Here's Mine:

Here Lies
SUGARSPRINKLES

1948 - 2002

Poor Ol' Broad Died From
Terminal Horniness

She wouldn't be laying here now
If only she would have gotten laid then!

:D :D :D :D

[Lilith]

VACANCY!!!!!!!!

[skipthisone]

Too early to die
But here lies Skip
He was just too damn kinky
and lost out to the Whip

[Iam2evil]

I would like my tombstone to read:
"I told you my feet were killing me and you didnt belive me"
Mrs.Evil

[Radies]

Pee on that grave------------>

[Irish]

Who cares!!I won't be around to read it anyway! Irish

[Prophet Reality]

Apply in person to....

But seriously, I won't have one and even if I did, doesn't matter because I won't be here to see it.

[Clint]

I was here, but now I'm gone.
I had a great time all along.
Those who knew me,
knew me well.
Those who didn't,
can burn in Hell.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[lixnlix69]

I lived my life........no more, no less,
Than most of you would think is best!
So here I lie "in my bed",
Now leave me alone......CAUSE I AM DEAD!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Finally.....Peace and quiet!

Mrs. Lix

[Saddaddy]

SHHHH! I' m Sleeping!

Do Not Disturb

[scotzoidman]

mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon & pineapple

[Reverend Silky]

i love you for that, scotty... but i hate you too, cuz i was gonna bust loose on that very same gut-wrenchin pun.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon & pineapple

:D ROFLMAO Scotz!! I wondered how long it would take before someone went for the Tombstone Pizza line.....:D



P.S. Love pineapple on my pizza too!!

[RandyGal]

Reverend Silky don't feel bad....I had NO idea what "Scotty" was talking about and YOU helped me figure it out...

Yes.


I AM a dope! NOooooooooo that's not what I want on my Tombstone.


Mine will say


Go away!

[Irish]

The people;in my High School;that were voted MOST LIKELY to
succeed;now are complete failures;in life.I won't go into details of
all of the failures;but as long as Daddy&Mommy took care of things;they handled things great.I was LEAST-LIKELY to succeed.
My morgage is paid,we have 3 cars;1 motorcycle,a trailer,a garage
,2 sheds,a 24'by 24' pool,a new riding lawnmower,a snowblower,
2 handmowers,dog&cat,2 daughters,4 grandchildren,a newly
paved Driveway,an acre of land,etc.What does this least-likely to
succeed person care;what the most-likely to succeed people
read on my Tombstone?When you have to handle things differently;then in High School;things turn out differently! Irish
P.S.YES!!I'm bitter.I knew that I wasn't a failure.I just did things
differently;then they did!

[Bardog]

Here lies
Bardog
1968-2058
Killed by a jelous husband

[big_yin]

as the real big-yin once said

"bury me with my arse in the air

then park my bike in it!!!"

At last i am good for somethin!! (see told you i would be dad!)

[Clint]

LOL.......can a motorcycle fit :)

[Bilbo]

"BILBO"

are you sure I'm really in here?

[sadora]

I want to be creamated, but if I had a plaque or something....

Mother, Wife, Friend

Those are what is most important to me.

[MissX]

Would be cremated but if my mates were to do a reading or something......"What? You think I'm gone? Nae chance, next time you laugh with the boys or enjoy a good drink, look over your shoulder, I'll be there laughing with yous"

[Murphy]

"I'm with stupid --->"

Just kidding

Like miss X, I'm gonna have my ashes flung over my beloved Ozark hills, but I hope somebody, somewhere writes "That bloke could SING!"

[Oldfart]

Back in a minute.

[Bilbo]

LMFAO @ Old Fart

[Summer]

"Summer"
There once was this girl from Kentucky,
who so desperately wanted to get lucky,
so on the internet she found a man,
who just turned out to be a Monkey!
*wink* -for a sock monkey fan of mine *grin*

... no really it will read ...
"It was a day like no other! Thank you!"
-Summer :D

[legend]

SHHHH! I'm sleeping.

[dicksbro]

"I'm on my break. Back in a while!"

[Clint]

LMAO at dicksbro.

Another thing I'd want:

Tis' A Sad Day When God's Only Perfect Creation Dies :)

[scotzoidman]

"Pardon me if I don't get up"

[BamaKyttn]

"hey, you yeah you with the horns and fire and brimstone..... yeah the pitchfork and tail..... shine my boots!"

[Coach Knight]

"What an asshole!"

[nekta]

"shagged himself into an early grave, told him to leave that hole alone"

[Reverend Silky]

"Who knew?"

[fingers]

much loved husband.
stiff at last.

[fooie]

No tombstone for me. Just let the buzzards and coyotes have a good feed.

[Sugarsprinkles]

BUMP!!!


Was searching for something else and came across this....thought it might be fun for the "newer" members

[dm383]

Being as I ride a fast motorcycle FAST, there's a fair chance that's the way I'm gonna go..... so, on my plaque (I want cremated too!) it'll read...

"Died with my Lid on, ma!!"

DM

[celticangel]

" just waiting on the gang!"

[Casperr]

"My gift to all the horny necrophiliacs"

[Oldfart]

"St Peter to Oldfart, St Peter to Oldfart!!

Come in please, you're holding up Judgement Day.

St Peter to....."

[T-S]

No tombstone gonna be buried at sea just for all the people who want to dance on my grave :D

[Vintage Vixen]

"NO REGRETS.....YOU LIVE,YOU LEARN...AND PAYBACKS A BITCH "

[BIBI]

"SHE DRANK GOOD PUNCH, GOOD ALE, GOOD WINE
AND LIVED TO THE AGE OF NINETY NINE"

[horseman12]

he rode fine horses
he owned several good ponies
to bad he had to die
so damn lonely

[Oldfart]

"See, woman?

I told you I was sick!"

[BIBI]

Originally posted by Oldfart
"See, woman?

I told you I was sick!"

I think it should read.....

"HERE LIES OLDFART"
"QUITE THE STINKER, HE WAS"


sorry....couldn't resist ;)

[Deno]

I don't like the idea of an old boring tombstone.. I want to have a button hooked up to a tape of me saying random things like "See ya soon.." "Hi, I'm dead, leave a message after the beep. (beep)" "God no, dig! let me out! I can't breath."

...Maybe a cool little lazer lightshow to go with it.

I'd have the only grave in the world with a full working lazer lightshow. It would be like Vegas. People all over would line up to see the crazy guy with the lightshow and talking grave.

[Oldfart]

Bibi......

Cad perhaps, bounder almost certainly, but stinker?

I am cut, but being dead, not bleeding. LOL

[Vigil]

Under this sod lies another.

I'll be back!

[Savage-Angell]

Help me.. I've fallen and can't get up !

[SilverEye02]

A crazier son of a bitch,
There never will be.
Pointed his sword at the dragon,
And now here lies he.

[madmax67]

"Excuse me, but do you know you are standing on my foot?"

[LixyChick]

If I die on the Russian front
Bury me deep with a Russian.........

Oh, wait........that's what hubby wants on his! LOL! JK folks!

I'm not going to be buried.....but if I were, I would want the stone to say.......

I try and try to rest in peace,
I'll make this brief, to say the least.
I'm dead for sure, but I'm not gone!
I think I left the iron on!

TeeHee! I just made that up!

[Sugarsprinkles]

~*~*BUMP *~*~

[Sugarsprinkles]

**** BUMPING AGAIN ****

[PantyFanatic]

"Remember me as you walk by,
as you are now so once was I,
as I am now, soon you will be,
so prepare yourself to follow me."

;)

[jseal]

"I know that this looks bad,
but I can explain..."

[dicksbro]

Room for rent in a very quiet neighborhood.

[Bilbo]

"Thank Christ That's Over!"

[buzby]

I'm not going to be buried.....but if I were, I would want the stone to say.......

Finally found a place to park!!

Father,Dad,Motorist!!