Inspired by Aquaman and Lilith *Naughty Seuss*

[RandyGal]

You GO guys!

:p :D :p :D

[Lilith]

come by plane or come by cow....I need to fuck you here and now

[Aqua]

A boy and a girl, one tall and one small
were walking one day, late in the fall.
One wore a coat and the other a shawl,
Inside the coat was a cock, but look 'neath the shawl,
you'll see not a cock, no not one at all.

[Aqua]

But the boobies you'll see, oh the boobies you'll see
as she takes off her top and let's them bounce free.

[Lilith]

1 dick~ 2 dick....me,he, you dick

(bookends to go with my Seuss books;))

[Aqua]

A dick may shoot cum, in your mouth or your bum,
but to back away now, would be somewhat dumb.

[Lilith]

Would you eat me with a lick, would you fuck me with your dick

Would you, could you, if ya can....Will you do me Aquaman?????

[Aqua]

I call this game fun in your box!
You can play it without socks.
Now watch and learn as I start to slide,
and deeper and deeper I fill you inside.

[Bilbo]

Well that was just brilliant

very clever Aqua and Lilith, very clever

[xanne]

Damn good!

Well done Aqua and Lilith!! :D :D

[RandyGal]

Keep it up guys!

I MEAN....


Keep IT up! :D :p :D


I just love looking forward to a Naughty Seuss Night....

[Grumble]

There was a young lady from Dundee
who was having sex with a plumber you see
you had better stop plumbing
I can hear someone coming
no problem said the plumber its me

[dicksbro]

Do you like to strip and show? In front of me, or those you know? I know for me, it's really neat ... to see her legs and then her teat.

So up on the table, take off that dress ... I've no doubt you'll be the best :D

[dicksbro]

Spred those legs, and open wide ...
I've got this dick to push inside.

It's warm. It's wet. It's feeling tense,
It's got a load so moist and dense!

So let it in, and say "hurray!"
As it fills you up, it'll make your day :D

(Couldn't resist sending two back to back!)

[Reverend Silky]

dyugh... there are no words.

[Aqua]

This woman is Jane, some say she is plain,
until one day when she stripped on a train.
She took off her dress and her bra just the same,
and when she took off her panties, every penis did strain.

[Clint]

There once was a girl named Lil.
Who lived at the top of a hill.
She had a big whip
at the side of her hip.
When it cracks, it's something you'll feel :)

[scotzoidman]

Look at me, look at me, look at me now,
It is fun to have sex, but you have to know how
I can lick her clit while she nibbles my ball,
But that is not all, no, that is not all...

"The Cat in the Hat Cums Back"

[dicksbro]

Should I stand there at the corner,
In my hand a rigid boner,
Rubbing quickly , growing warmer,
Feeling like an up and cummer.

Now at last the job is done,
I've shot my load of creamy cum.

[Clint]

Oh me
Oh my
I squirt her in the eye :)

[Grumble]

little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey (yuuuuuuuk)
when down came a spider
and sat down beside her
and fucked her arse off all day

(from the grumble nursery rhyme series)

[dicksbro]

On the stage to do the dance
Hands remove the outer pants.
Turn around the bum to show,
Only the g-string left to go.

One quick move and the g is gone,
Leaving no shelter for his dong.

[Grumble]

humpme dumpme sat on the wall
humpme dumpme had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
said fuck him, hes only an egg (yeah I know it doesnt rhyme but fuck it hes only an egg LMAO!!!)

[Clint]

ROTFLMAO at grumbleguts!!! Very creative :)

Little Miss Muff
Sat on her Duff
Sucking on Peter's Cock.
When along came a spider.
Climbed up inside her.
Sending her in fits of shock :)

[dicksbro]

Would you rub me with your bod, would you sit upon my rod,

Would, could you, drop your frock ... and kneel right here and suck my cock?

[THC]

wonderful every one

you all would do andrew dice clay justice

[dicksbro]

Are your panties nice and blue, have you soaked them through and through;

Can I check them with my lips, loving all those tender sips.

If they're wet and you agree, I'll lean on down and lick you clean,

But if you're dry and need some help, I'll use my cock and squirt some out. :D :D

[dicksbro]

Used to love this thread, putting together a Dr. Suess like rhyme. Can it make a comeback?

I'll start ...

I think I'll sit here by the berm,
And wait until it's straight and firm,
Then I'll rub it long and slow
And see what happens, there, you know.

And from it's purple head will come,
Creamy, steamy, milky cum.

[Lilith]

Would you, could you lick my box?
Could I, Would I suck 2 cocks? :D

[BigBear57]

I must find another, that much is clear.
This one just screams things in my ear.
"Deeper, deeper" and "Don't stop yet"
she claws my back for all she can get.
I don't mind the noise, don't get me wrong.
It's her hubby you see, who thinks us wrong.
I guess we could change, because of the louse.
We could always have sex in some other's house.

[dicksbro]

Here we go with Mother's Day,
What better time to make some hay,
In the spirit of the season,
Start to work on the day's prime reason.

Would you want to, on this morn,
Help me make a girl or son?

:D :D :D

(Oh well, you never know unless you ask ... :D)

[dicksbro]

*** BUMP ***
for Dr. Suess

In the cold it doesn't rise,
But in your hand, a big surprise.

Rub it, kiss it, then a suck,
Watch it, then, it's cream erupt.

Is he being too much a ham,
When he says, "Why, thank you, mamm?"

[dicksbro]

Twas' a day a while ago,
This thread was hot, while now it's slow.
Does not Seuss no longer thrill?
Well, just some verse, and again it will.

So, would you, could you, should you write,
And bring back this thread this day or night?

[Oldfart]

In brightest day, in blackest night,

No porno shall escape my sight,

[IowaMan]

With the children all nestled and snug in their beds,
The husbands have hard ons hoping the wives give them head.

Lots of hard inches for the dear wives to blow.
Makes the men stop worrying about shovelling the snow.

All the wet panties rubbing up against clits,
Makes the men want to slurp them and fondle their tits.

Interlocking parts get together, what a wonderful sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

[wyndhy]

:roflmao: at all y'all!
i had a smutty, suessy rhyme 'round here somewher. maybe i can find it. do a little c-n-p.



cut cocks
long cocks
big cocks
small cocks

black cocks
white cocks
fake cocks
tall cocks

this one has a dimple there
this one has a hairy pair
say! that one’s pair is shaved quite bare!


yes, some are cut and some are tall. some are bare and some are small.

some will fill you.
some will bill you.
and some will really really drill you.

why do they fill or bill or drill?
i do not know.
go ask doc phlil.
:D

[wyndhy]

Did you ever have the feeling there’s someone wackin and a-jackin… Or a cock inside you rockin’…
Or a dick somewhere to lick?

Sometimes I feel quite certain there’s someone jerkin’ ‘hind the curtain.
Sometimes I get the urge for nipple-flickin’ while I’m whippin’.
And that vamp who uses amps, she is really quite a tramp.

That’s the kind of place I live in.
There is a cock that likes to rock.
And a clit all slimed with spit.
And that ass is makin’ passes right before my big wide eyes. I just love it when it’s pressed up, nice-n-cozy, ‘gainst my thighs.

I like the holes all filled with poles.
And some cum upon my bum.

All those pervertin and a-flirtin, they’re great fun to have about.
I can tell you, very truly, that these things can make me shout.

And that shlong that’s one foot long, I love to watch it pulling out.
But that hussy who is fussy, HER I could do without.

The only one I’m really scared of is that prick that cums too quick.

But it makes my nipples quiver when the vibrator starts to shiver.

There’s those titties, nice-n-jiggly
And the tushy that is cushy
And the randy who are handy
And the dildo on my pillow.

I don’t care if you believe it,
That’s the kind of place I live in
And I hope I never leave it.

[IowaMan]

I'll give it another go just for the hell of it.


Holiday times should bring lots of cheer.
Times of sex in her mouth, her pussy and rear.

Families gather all wanting to know,
Did Uncle Gus finally get Aunt Esther to blow?

A bowl full of egg nog spiked with some rum,
Better not get too drunk, may not be able to cum.

Hmmm, what's in that stocking, a rabbit and some beads?
Ahhh, toys of the season to help fulfill her needs.

Under the mistletoe or under the tree?
With all of this company where would the best place to fuck be?

Perhaps in the bedroom on top of the coats,
We'd both have a climax to send home with these folks.

Holiday times they're really quite fun.
Enjoy yourselves Pixies, each and every one.

[sodaklostsoul]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[nikki1979]

now this thread is to damn cute!

[Aqua]

It was nice to see this thread again... :)

[dicksbro]

*BUMP*

I do so like a sucking mamm,
I like it much, because she can.
It makes me shiver, it makes me shake,
Some pearly cream I'll surely make.

As she continues, my dick does swell,
I think I'll come as time will tell.
My body tenses, my loins contract,
I think cum is rising from my sack.

It's shooting out, I feel it pulse,
I hope she likes it in her mouth.
I simply can not resist a kiss,
With all that lotion on her lips.

I take a lick, it tastes just swell,
I hear her moan, she did it well,
But now, I'm 'fraid it's shrunk a lot,
Maybe next time, I'll do her box.

:slurp: