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Lilith
06-28-2002, 09:21 PM
Welcome to Madame Lilith's....
fortune teller extraordinaire
You have come here to seek her wisdom and knowledge concerning your future.......
Simply ask your question and the truth shall be told...........
Scarecrow
06-28-2002, 11:19 PM
Please enlighten us with your all knowing wisdom Why is there Air?? :D :D ;)
Lilith
06-28-2002, 11:42 PM
Scarecrow~ that is not a ??? about you future...but.....silly we all know air is there to hold the dirt, grass, and flowers to the earth...it is like stryofoam peanuts for planes too:)
nikanik
06-29-2002, 01:10 AM
Nice one Madame.
My question is will me and my s/o get married or have we gone as far as we can go?
Grumble
06-29-2002, 02:54 AM
will I find another partner ??? will I ever get another screw???
PantyFanatic
06-29-2002, 07:32 AM
Please look at my balls, I mean;), into you crystal ball and tell me when are the female moderators of this site going to let me crawl up under their skirt?:rolleyes:
Lilith
06-29-2002, 09:29 AM
Nikanik ~ yes you have gone as far as you can possibly go (and I am sure he loved it;)) and so now the only thing left to do is to marry his ass and make him miserable for the rest of his life (like I do mine):D:p
Grumbleguts ~ yes you will get a new partner...and yes I foresee a trip to Home Depot or the OZ version (hardware store) to get screws in your future :D :D
Pantyfanatic ~ shhhhhhhhh don't tell everyone it is you under the table, up my skirt, during seances that makes the table shake.....and I am sorry but you will have to wait til September for a lick...I mean..look.... up Diva's skirt
Neige
06-29-2002, 03:48 PM
Will I ever find someone to love? to whom I could lose my virginity?
Prophet Reality
06-29-2002, 08:29 PM
I knew it was true. Madame Lilith is truly the first Gypsy.
My question..... Will this Vampyre Gypsy get to meet the ones he desires to meet?
MilkToast
06-29-2002, 08:35 PM
I do have a serious question... this one has been bothering me since I was a young child...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? :p
Lilith
06-29-2002, 09:51 PM
Pixiesprite ~ it is a certainty....and sooner than you think ;)
Prophet Reality ~ you will meet her in the next month that begins with an A...coincidentally the same month as the Pixie's Party
Milktoast ~ a 1, a 2, a 3....*crunch* (hell if I know) I always bite mine:p
PantyFanatic
06-29-2002, 09:58 PM
Oh wise one!
What ever happened to Hoot Gibson?
(now we’ll see who the old fuck are!)
heatluvintxn
06-29-2002, 11:04 PM
Will I ever be satisfied with just one sexual partner?
Lilith
06-30-2002, 12:05 AM
has knowledge of things to cummmmmm...er come:D
Pantyfanatic ~ EDWARD "HOOT" GIBSON
was Born in 1892 - Died in 1962. http://grapevinevideo.com/gibsonS.htm
Of course he has no future cause he is dead...now if you would like me to contact him we can get together a group and you can go under the table and we can attempt a seance;)
heatluvintxn ~ NO!!!!!!! never, ever, ever........
Grumble
06-30-2002, 02:51 AM
mmmm now it seems I have to be much more specific
Will i ever get to have sexual intercourse, hetrosexual cock in pussy, penis in vagina, a fuck, a nooky, again ?
reckon that should have taken any ambiguity out of the question
Lilith
06-30-2002, 03:20 AM
grumbleguts ~ there appears to be more than one nice juicy pussy in your future....bon appetit'
big_yin
06-30-2002, 08:39 AM
Oh Great Madam Lilith, I bow before you and beg of you to lower yourself to my poor level of existence, and answer but one simple question.....................
Why do you tease me so????????????????
Lilith
06-30-2002, 08:57 AM
(God I hate floaties in my tea):rolleyes: :D
big_yin ~ this question does appear to have some future relevance.......I do it because you like it so........and to give you a little taste of what your future may hold ;)
BamaKyttn
06-30-2002, 12:31 PM
Lilith, my darling darkling, for the interest of some people, will I stay strictly chickly or go back to dick?
Summer
07-01-2002, 09:45 AM
Madame Lilith,
I have a two part question................
(1) Um, will I, um be happy for the rest of my, um, life?
and ..
(2) Do I really, um, have to make an ugly woman, um, my wife?
-Summer :D
**Antisipating answer from the
ALL knowing ALL seeing great one!** :rolleyes: :) :p
Lilith
07-01-2002, 10:14 AM
Bama ~ the answer is that you will experience both....the dick part may be latex or acyllic but either way you will enjoy:p
Summer #1~ yes...and no... and yes... and no... and yes
#2~ I already turned you down once;) so not in this lifetime:D:D:D
Originally posted by Summer
Madame Lilith,
I have a two part question................
(1) Um, will I, um be happy for the rest of my, um, life?
and ..
(2) Do I really, um, have to make an ugly woman, um, my wife?
-Summer :D
**Antisipating answer from the
ALL knowing ALL seeing great one!** :rolleyes: :) :p
If I may, Oh Madame Lilith, offer a peace of advice to Summer...
"Pretty girls'll have you singin' the blues,
But when an ugly woman leaves she ain't nothin' to lose."
-Cash Money and Marvelous
Iam2evil
07-01-2002, 01:14 PM
OK Madame Lilith...telll me .......
WHEN WILL I BE THE FAMOUS ROCK STAR I WANT TO BE?????
lol
*kisses* Mrs.Evil
Clint
07-01-2002, 01:21 PM
Madame Lilith.......When will I get to have a raging party at your place???
Lilith
07-01-2002, 09:35 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Madame Lilith is using her meditative ability to seek the answers to your queries......
Mrs.Evil ~ when you are ready to release the security and face the unknown...take the leap of faith....or 7 years:D
Clintx3x3 ~ that is not in your forseeable future:D:D:p
heatluvintxn
07-01-2002, 09:40 PM
Will i ever be a millionare oh great one?
xanne
07-01-2002, 09:52 PM
Oh Madame Lilith, will I ever find my g-spot? :confused: and have the big G-spot O??
Summer
07-01-2002, 10:52 PM
Dearest Madame Lilith,
This has been weighing heavily on my mind for, um, about 10 minutes now.
Will the carwraps.com place call me and inform me that my car has been chosen, for the full wrap, to which I will receive $400 a month until the contract is up?????
and
If it is a cigarette advertisement will I be causing great harm to my children who will have to ride in this vehicle????
Completely perplexed and waiting for you divine intervention.
-Summer :confused:
Lilith
07-02-2002, 12:01 PM
to contact Hans....not her spirit guide but her hunky Swedish masseuse:D:D
heatluvintxn ~ no...hehehe...sorry:D:D:(
xanne ~ yes but you will like it even better when someone else finds it for you;)
Summer ~ you need not worry......it will not be a tobacco ad...and if it was you would turn them down...you still have your principles in the future:p
Clint
07-03-2002, 10:26 AM
Oh "Knowing of All".....Will my chihuahua ever stop attacking everybody that walks through the damned door :)
Oh Madame Lilith...
Will I ever journey to the state of Florida? And if I do will I ever escape?
Lilith
07-03-2002, 11:47 AM
the deck with the naked men on them......
Clintx3x3 ~ it is a yapppy dog...that's it's job.....and yes it will stop...but try not to be angry with the person who does it...it was an "accident" :o :p :(
Aquaman43 ~ I assure you that a trip to Florida is indeed in your future (even if Madame Lilith must buy the plane ticket);)......and once here...why do you think you would ever want to escape???????????:p:p
Prophet Reality
07-03-2002, 01:17 PM
Madame Lilith..... I am closer, can I take his place instead? I know that I wouldn't want to escape.
Lilith
07-03-2002, 01:23 PM
PR ~ you will have see me (at least in court) to get your watch back :):p
Oh Great One - Will I ever find someone to take another pic of me (this is for you people who keep asking)??
and
When will you teach me all you know about the whip (there's a few people i'd love to tame.)?
Clint
07-04-2002, 12:38 PM
Oh Master of All, Cracker of the Whip, Goddess of Florida, Bearer of the Fireworks......Will I ever find another job????
Sugarsprinkles
07-04-2002, 04:50 PM
Oh Magnificent Madame Lilith......will my vacation be as wonderful as I hope it will be? :D ;) :D
And will permanent location to that area be in my future??
:D ;)
Glyndwr
07-04-2002, 06:05 PM
Madame Lilith
Oh wise one look kindly on my request for information and gaze deeply into my eyes as you answer...
Will the police discover the bodies in my dungeon?
Lilith
07-04-2002, 06:37 PM
ASH ~ yes....you had better these boys will hound you to death otherwise...in your future you are not deceased so I am guessing you must!!!!:D:p
And I will tell you the secret of the whip......the best times are when you don't even need it;)
Clintx3x3 ~ yes but you will not be able to find it in our chatroom....so pound the pavement sweetie!!!!:p
Sugarsprinkles ~ yes it will prove to be an interesting vacation.......and if you can handle the vacation..the move is inevitable:p
Glyndwr ~ I hope not, I am almost positive you did not wear your black leather gloves.......and God knows what would happen to that sweet ass in prison :D:p....so no the authorities will not....of course that may be because they are joining the bodies:eek:
Clint
07-05-2002, 10:59 AM
Oh Great One, your last prediction was right :) I did find a job. I will now be one of those people that all of you hate.....the dreaded Telemarketer :)
rabbit
07-06-2002, 09:22 AM
1) When will I drop below a 30 handicap in golf?
2) Will my project at work get delivered on time and be successful?
I GOTTA KNOW!
rabbit
GermanSteve
07-06-2002, 09:30 AM
??? Will women ever show their real faces before they are married ???
Lilith
07-06-2002, 09:33 AM
the ones from Witches-R-Us.....
rabbit ~ ummmmm....well let's just say ....Madame Lilith does not advise you quit your job and hit the circuit......in the future you are more concerned with a different type of hole.;)
~and~
~ yes because you will only perv here for a short while then get your cute ass back to work on it!!!!!!:D:D
rabbit
07-09-2002, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
the ones from Witches-R-Us.....
rabbit ~ ummmmm....well let's just say ....Madame Lilith does not advise you quit your job and hit the circuit......in the future you are more concerned with a different type of hole.;)
~and~
~ yes because you will only perv here for a short while then get your cute ass back to work on it!!!!!!:D:D
Regarding the "hole"...you are definitely all knowing. I'd much rather "play" than play golf! I'm definitely better at the former!!!! :p You seem to know me all too well and thus have me at a disadvantage!
As for the project...I'M WORKING IT, I'M WORKING IT!!!! :D
Thank you Oh Lovely and Wise One!
rabbit
Lilith
07-09-2002, 07:44 PM
remaining after burning some sacrificial herb;)
German Steve~ no, not until men stop looking at their faces (and other parts) instead of their hearts:p
Glyndwr
07-11-2002, 07:50 PM
Madame Lilith I crave your knowledge
Do silk scarves or leather belts feel better when used to tie the wrists of a lady to a bed?
Lilith
07-11-2002, 08:04 PM
it appears her turban is wound too tight:p
Glyndwr ~ regardless Madame Lilith sees both of them in her....er I mean your.... future;)
Glyndwr
07-11-2002, 08:10 PM
Can I assist you by loosening your turban or any other tight clothing?
skipthisone
07-31-2002, 12:50 PM
Madam Lilith~
What is your suggested release for a person whom lusts after someone they chat with online and has started seeing them in their dreams.
Lilith
07-31-2002, 01:06 PM
to check on the odds of a correct answer:D:D:p
skipthisone~ Madame Lilith is sure she could cure your problem.;) And since she is unable to see far enough into the future to see if teleportation will exist...she sees you phoning your pilot and telling him to gas up the Lear:p
Harley Q
07-31-2002, 01:58 PM
Madame Lilith, what do you see in the cards and crystals and other divination paraphanelia for me? I am still in love with my high school sweetheart, and I must know, is there a long, romantic future for us?
lixnlix69
08-01-2002, 05:44 AM
Madame Lilith....oh divine and wise-ass.....um..oops....wise one!
Does Harley Q know that we are nearly neighbors? Pennsylvania is a large state, but I live close to Philly.
Mrs. Lix
Bilbo
08-02-2002, 04:09 AM
Please Read my Palm
Lilith
08-02-2002, 07:27 AM
not those drawers :p rummages and finds her astrological charts!!
Harley Q~ yes you will both be blessed with a long romantic future....now I am not promising it will be together :p but reassured you are making the memories you will look back on in the future:)
lixnlix69~ Madame Lilith now sees houseguests in your future:D:D:p
Bilbo~ Madame Lilith is highly concerned...she is having trouble (regardless of what she consults) seeing your face in the future...oh wait!!...oh I'm getting something....whew!!!....had me scared there for a bit....:p Now I see....it was just Sharni was sitting on it:p I see lots of sex and happiness in your future....and wait til you see the pics from it;)
Sugarsprinkles
08-02-2002, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
Oh Magnificent Madame Lilith......will my vacation be as wonderful as I hope it will be? :D ;) :D
And will permanent location to that area be in my future??
:D ;)
Originally posted by Lilith
Sugarsprinkles ~ yes it will prove to be an interesting vacation.......and if you can handle the vacation..the move is inevitable:p
Oh Madame Lilith, Seer of all things Wise and Wonderful,
I just wanted to let you know you were absolutely right on the money....It was a MOST INTERESTING vacation!:D:D
And DH and I do plan to relocate to that area.
The question now is, Once we move there will I be able to maintain the status quo or will it all come crashing down on me?
One more question, All-seeing, All-Knowing Madame Lilith:
I have been out of touch with someone very important in my life for a week now. I am very worried about this person. I need to know if it's merely a financial problem or if contact is being prevented by others.
skipthisone
10-16-2002, 02:58 PM
Madame Lilith,
I seem to be in rapture with someone with two personalities, my question is, Would it be classified as a threesome if i wanted to sleep with both of them??
Lilith
10-16-2002, 05:30 PM
Emily Post.
skipthisone(I never could btw;))~Ms. Post said that as long as you send them both a handwritten thank-you note afterwards you are all good. However, Madame Lilith warns against getting involved with those split personality types (ever see the EVE movie *shudders*).......Madame Lilith does however see a 3 way in your future but the signs are unclear. I am having trouble focusing on you past what appears to be a fuzzy bum....ooops my bad...that is my 3 way.......but you are gonna love it;)
dannyk
10-16-2002, 09:06 PM
Oh Madame Lilith, so wise and so true,
Answer me this, I beseech of you...
I am at my lover's, tied to her bed,
(My feet at the foot, my hands at the head),
As she starts to straddle me,
and ride me hard and long,
tell me, Madame Lilith,
did I leave the stove on?
Lilith
10-16-2002, 09:27 PM
and does not smell fire.
dannyk~
It could be disasterous
or even worse...bad.
Would you could you stop now
Even if you had.
She's buckin' like a bronco
and saying nasty things
In your future my dear danny boy
are a halo and some wings:o
Bear Bear
10-20-2002, 10:43 AM
Oh wise divine all knowing and all seeing mistress of the whip and Lady of the night, whose every breath tickles every inch of my body, and whose toys keep her victims on edge, What will my sex life be like? (Please go into detail)
-Threesomes?
- Bondage?
- Anal?
- Etc?
I await your answer oh mighty keeper of the leather.
Lilith
10-20-2002, 04:51 PM
Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the bitchiest one of all????
to which the mirror replies......
you Mistress...of course it's you...... now please put that hammer down:D:D:p
Bear Bear~ sucking up to Madame Lilith will get you everywhere:p you sweet sweet man;)
threesomes~ yes if you switch hands and count both:p
bondage~ :):):)when you come to Florida for vacation
anal~ yup!
dannyk
10-21-2002, 07:24 AM
Dear Madame Lilith,
Had my breakfast, and now rushing to get dressed,
Blue shirt, brown slacks, shoes and the rest,
Big day today, important meeting at work,
If I'm late, I'm an unemployed jerk.
As I turn from the mirror, she smiles at me,
"Hey, handsome!" she says huskily,
"You're not leaving until I get some,
At least twice I want to come!"
My mind races, as I question the fates,
How to get her off, without being late?
Positions and techniques flash through my mind,
But which is fastest, while being kind?
As I move towards her, to do as I've trained,
One doubt still haunts my brain,
Lilith, with wisdom and knowledge, please say,
Do I wear the blue or brown tie today?
Lilith
10-21-2002, 07:37 AM
her friend the numerologist but she can't remember her number...
dannyk~ Madame Lilith hears buzzing in your girlie's future...make sure she has fresh batteries:p
Such a hard working lad
with his mind on his work
trying to keep from
appearing a jerk
You offer her a present
& offer her wine
but it seems all the woman
wants is your time.
How could she not?
I mean we are talking about you...
But you asked me so I tell you
My favorite is blue:D:D:p
Murphy
10-21-2002, 07:42 AM
romper, bomper, stomper boo....OOPS! wrong channel...
Madame Lilith tell me do..
Will I EVER make it to the 1000 club?
Lilith
10-21-2002, 08:01 AM
only to discover that someone ate part:o
Murphy~ I see thousands of posts in your future......ladies wait til you see the ones he is gonna post in men's pics;) woo woo hot stuff!!!:p
scotzoidman
10-23-2002, 12:40 AM
Worshipfully on my hands & knees...under Madame Lilith's table, my head between her legs...I respectfully inquire...
with 13,852 guitar pickers in Nashville, shouldn't I be able to find one that isn't an arrogant, self-centered, asshole egomaniac with severe control issues...
or are they like parking spaces, all the goods ones are taken & what's left are handicapped?
big_yin
10-24-2002, 05:30 PM
Madame Lilith, knowledge exhaulted.....................
Wil I ever be seen as a trustworthy soul??????
Lilith
10-24-2002, 09:37 PM
and then discovers she has left home with her "Jacks ain't the only thing wild" naked man playing cards instead of her tarot ones:D:p
scotz~Madame Lilith tries hard to concentrate on your dilemma but is momentarily distracted by your tongue;) The band thing will all work itself out and your future is filled with blonde big booby biker babes!
big_yin~Madame Lilith holds up a mirror and suggests that you reflect on the past to help improve your future :o
dannyk
10-24-2002, 11:01 PM
Madame Lilith, hear my plea!
I find myself in a bind.
I'm freaking, I'm panicking,
I'm going out of my mind!
The love of my life is beyond my door,
I hear her turning the key.
Any minute now she'll enter the flat,
and do you know what she'll see?
My naked body in my bed,
Glistening with sweat and heat,
Her hot slutty sister next to me,
Sweating and naked on the sheet.
What do I do? What do I say?
How do I save my skin?
Madame Lilith, help me please,
Save me from the death I'm facing!
legend
10-25-2002, 03:21 AM
just wondering if you see what I see :p
ok.....how is my December looking? ;) :D
Lilith
10-25-2002, 07:30 AM
to a deep, deep, deep deep,trance in an effort to contact Emily Dick-n-son to help her out with this prediction
dannyk~
Madame Lilith thinks your funny
Madame Lilith thinks your cute
But in light of it all
Her opinion seems moot!
To fuck someone else
Is really just rude
In the future I tell ya
Kid, you are screwed:o
You wife will be pissed
and lunge at her sister
and you don't want to know
what she does to you, Mister!
Take my advice
To my warnings take heed
Get up and split
while your dick can still lead!
legend~ Your December looks Nikki-licious........with a cherry on top:p
dannyk
10-25-2002, 12:07 PM
Madame Lilith, Madame Lilith,
Anticipating problem mine,
I met a woman, twenty-niner
And her sister, damn so fine!.
They were so hot, they were so bad,
They could do things, blow your mind
Now they're lost and gone wherever,
I'm feeling horny, all the time!
Lilith
10-27-2002, 10:39 AM
and pulls out an old set of sheet music and begins to wail.........
dannyk, dannyk
listen up, listen up
you put your cock where it don't belong
and now your singing a sad, sad song
you knew when you did it that it was wrong
dannyk, it's ok!
Madame Lilith has not written piggyback songs since she went back to school but sees it in her own future as long as dannyk is around.:p
dannyk
10-27-2002, 02:55 PM
Before my s/o kicks me out again for throwing away all my money, I need to know, Madame Lilith, is it wrong to make change when the stripper reaches near to you?
2-4-tea
10-27-2002, 04:03 PM
oh great Lilith , will I find a fun woman here at pixies to play with
DildoDiva'sMan
10-30-2002, 11:05 AM
Oh great and all knowing, whip-crackin machine,
I'm not a copycat. Not trying to be mean.
I enjoyed the little poems oh so well,
I just had to say what the hell.
I figured I write this in verse and rhyme,
And ask a question that plagues my time,
Please tell me now as in your ball you gaze
And save me from this horrible craze,
Tell me now and please be true,
Do these rhymes annoy you?
dannyk
11-01-2002, 12:05 AM
Madame Lilith, is it true what they say about artistic, well dressed, well mannered men?
Summer
11-03-2002, 03:02 PM
Madame Lilith my dear,
I truly do fear,
I have been gone so long,
Do you think he has forgotten my song?
;)
-Summer :D
PS I am BACK!!! How many dollars on it? What will you give me for it? hehe
Coach Knight
11-03-2002, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Summer
Madame Lilith my dear,
I truly do fear,
I have been gone so long,
Do you think he has forgotten my song?
;)
-Summer :D
NEVER!!!!
wb BABE! ;););)
Lilith
11-04-2002, 07:53 AM
to read all of your Horrible-Scopes:p
dannyk~ Madame Lilith reminds you that there is a 2 drink minimum in here buddy:pMake change at 7-11 on the way to the bar & yes it is true what they say about artistic, well dressed men, well mannered men..........they are becoming extinct!
2-4-tea~ Madame Lilith sees a cute short red head..... no er...... I am sorry a tall blonde.....err oops... a petite brunette....oh you are gonna be a busy man!
DildoDiva'sman~ Madame Lilith finds it quite amusing and sees many more cheeky (get it spanking...... woo woo...... cheeky;):D) rhymes in her future!
Summ,Summ, Summ~ need Madame Lilith answer when you already got the response you desired.
CK~ unless you are gonna put on this turban and commence to predicting then let me handle it:D:p You know that I know, that you know, that I know what to tell her......:eek:
Coach Knight
11-04-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
to read all of your Horrible-Scopes:p
CK~ unless you are gonna put on this turban and commence to predicting then let me handle it:D:p You know that I know, that you know, that I know what to tell her......:eek:
Allright Lil, I decide to be nice and jump in for you and what do I get, bitched out for it.
Well I know, that you know, that she knows, that I know, that he knows, that I know that you can be a pain in the ass!!! ;););)
JK, maybe, or maybe not!
Lilith
11-04-2002, 11:59 AM
CK~ Madame Lilith sees an ass whoopin' in your future:p:p:p
dannyk
11-04-2002, 02:33 PM
Dear Madame Lilith, I've been checking my local groceries and supermarkets, but to no avail. Can you tell me where I can find a can of whoop-ass, and in what sizes it comes? :o
dannyk
11-04-2002, 02:35 PM
Oh, Madame Lilith, what ever did Popeye and Bluto see in Olive Oyl?????? :confused:
Lilith
11-04-2002, 02:41 PM
dannyk~ whoop-ass comes in the mini size for those tiny little fuckers and in the jumbo economy size for those who need some extra convincing......... and the thing about Olive Oyl was she was a tramp....damn I bet she had bookends:D:D:p
legend
11-05-2002, 02:44 AM
Madame Lilith, I've come to the conclusion that you have no idea about this stuff.....
so, prove me wrong and tell me what I'm thinking right now :D:D:D
Lovediva
11-05-2002, 08:16 PM
Madame Lilith need not answer that question....I think all of us know what you are thinking of right now Legend!... LOL
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
:D :D :D
legend
11-06-2002, 03:05 AM
was not! :D ok, I was.....but you cheated! :p
Oh, Madame Lilith. My tortured soul would not rest until I received your celestial guidance. I beseech you to reveal your wisdom to me again.
Two things haunt my tormented mind.
1) Will I ever meet the woman of my most erotic dreams?
2) Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
I implore you to reveal your omnipotent words to me, and give me a piece.
Lilith
02-26-2003, 11:52 PM
*scratching* herself and wonders if it was wise to do that guy who when asked,"what's your sign?" answered....... "the crab":D
H@rdRock~ I like it when you do that beseeching thing;) the answers to your questions came to me while I was sitting in my holy chamber (was out of paper.....had to wait on someone to bring me some, so I had 5 minutes to think:p)
1)Will I ever meet the woman of my most erotic dreams?
You can never ever meet the woman who haunts your wet cummy dreams!!!! Cause when you do she opens her mouth to speak and then she *kerpoofs* into a nightmare:p
2)Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Well everyone knows the answer to this question........because you are going to pick up some JUMBOshrimp:p
and just which piece is it you want?;)
Thank you for imparting your wisdom, O great seer!
*scribbles note to always keep mouth occupied on wet cummy dream woman*
:)
IAKaraokeGirl
01-27-2004, 11:43 PM
*bump*
IAKaraokeGirl
01-28-2004, 06:55 AM
Okay...my turn. My first question, Madame Lilith, is if I'm going to follow last week's example and pass out today...more than likely while they're putting stitches in me? :)
Lilith
01-28-2004, 07:04 AM
then stops to ponder whose head and which one would give her the most reliable.......................... feedback
IAKGirl~ there will be no floor gliding, no big to-do, no stiches, no pain, they'll use super-glue:D
IAKaraokeGirl
01-28-2004, 12:26 PM
<-----is 100% sure Madame Lilith is the real thing.
Dear Madame Lilith,
Will it be WA, LA, or FL? Or possibly some other destination altogether?
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