Got any complaints?

[Twistedpoet]

It seems as though,I am usually here when the rest of you are not.Due to my job I am usually here very early in the morning and almost no one is ever here.So I guess I kind of feel like the night janitor.Wandering through empty corridors, reading old notes like some,like a grinning school boy.Anyway..on a completely different note I thought maybe it might be cool to here some of your bitches and gripes, no matter how small, and maybe together we can help each other solve some of lifes little aggrevations.
Heres one that I have... If anyone has any advice I'd gladly appreciate it if not maybe leave a complaint of your own and we can all help find a solution or at least relate in some way.


Todays problem-How come I keep getting timed out when
I respond in length to a thread and how can I fix this problem if at all?

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Twistedpoet
It seems as though,I am usually here when the rest of you are not.Due to my job I am usually here very early in the morning and almost no one is ever here.So I guess I kind of feel like the night janitor.Wandering through empty corridors, reading old notes like some,like a grinning school boy


Todays problem-How come I keep getting timed out when
I respond in length to a thread and how can I fix this problem if at all?

Well, I guess I am almost no one:p BTW you are doing a shitty job cleaning my office so the next time you come in I want you to report to me immediately so I can reprimand you properly ;)

I have never experienced this timed out thing that I have seen happen to some people....my suggestion.........type faster:D:D:D or type in a word processor (or email) and cut and paste

[axe31]

if you open another window on a site that refreshes its self
it usaly pops up but you just have to click back
i had the same trouble when readin some long storys
this helped me

[scorpi42]

i agree with lilith if its a long post type it in word then copy and paste it saves a lot of time and if it does not post you can try again as you still have a copy

[legend]

open the who's online page in a separate window and just leave it open?

[BamaKyttn]

Twisted, hon you're just special...... or maybe I'm not as verbose are you are, not that thats a bad thing....... but I'll leave mine on over night sometimes when I go to bed realllllll tired and I'll still be connected

[PantyFanatic]

I like to sit in my big snow plow cab in an alley until it warms up correctly and I can take my coat off and properly drive in my shirt sleeves. When I whip around the corner and start down the street, some people have shoveled some of their snow into the street and it causes my plow to jolt just enough to sometimes spill my coffee a little. Sometimes it even makes me bite down on my jelly donut wrong. How do I get these people waiving those shovels around to mend their ways?:confused:

[BamaKyttn]

PF they're playing a game, they want you to move all the snow you can into their yards instead of wasting it in piles at the end of the street.....

(you know I've never seen a snow plow in my entire life.... never seen more than 6 in of snow.....)

[PantyFanatic]

…and didn’t just use a comparison that one of us guys gave you. We have the tendency to take our measurements in metric and give the results in Imperial.:rolleyes: Everybody should have enough snow to at least build an igloo for next years Christmas party.:D

[GermanSteve]

Twistedpoet: set up your dialer program.

PF, lazy boy, why not having breakfast @ home? ;)
Or you help me with my Iglu and I will invite you for a breakfast afterwards.

[Twistedpoet]

Lilith you can reprimand me any time,as for your office I seem to spend soooo much time going through all of your personals that I never seem to find the time to properly clean it.Whats with this giant jar of peanut butter anyway?And was that some sort of smoking apparatus I found in your drawer?

[Twistedpoet]

Germansteve-What is my dialer program?I'm about as computer stupid as it gets.

[Twistedpoet]

Pf--This is a HORRIBLE thing that is happening to you and my heart does feel for you man.I myself have lost many a jelly filling to some idiot with a sand shovel.(I am from Fla.it only snows in Miami.)I do know of a possible solution.
Since you may never be able to curb the human desire to ruine someones doughnut.you may be able to curb the human.Simply take your snow plow on the sidewalk and instead of snow bumps that people have created for you create people bumps and then even though you may still spill some jelly at least it will be because of your hystarical laughter.
Call me from prison and let me know how it went.

[Twistedpoet]

Bama-I'm not special, just slightly askew.Getting ready to fade into obscurity.
Have you no complaints?Even if it is just something stupid like "Whenever I brush my teeth my toe itches.Why is that?"
There must be something.I am here waiting.
Well actually I am leaving for a few days but I'll be back.And when I return I want to see some DAMN problems got it!!!!!
Dont make me get my paddle!

[Twistedpoet]

Thank you everyone for your wonderfull suggestions.I did the Whos on line thing and it seems to be working.
I now have a new complaint
KETCHUP
'KETCHUP"you say
"Yes, ketchup, actually a lack there of it and other condements as well"
It has come to my attention that the fast food chains no longer want to give us ketchup,or sauce or napkins or anything anymore
you have to ask for it and then they have the audasity to ask how many you would like.I like to tell them to give me the whole fucking case so I can write how cheap you billon dollar bastards are all over the windows.But now I have a new idea,
"Hey PF can I borrow your snow plow?"

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Twistedpoet
Pf--This is a HORRIBLE thing that is happening to you and my heart does feel for you man.I myself have lost many a jelly filling to some idiot with a sand shovel...
Since you may never be able to curb the human desire to ruine someones doughnut.you may be able to curb the human.....
I can’t do that.:( I think I recognize one of those people banging on my snow plow with here shovel.:rolleyes: I’d even be willing to give her some of my filling, (as long as she doesn’t let it drip where it doesn’t belong);)

[GermanSteve]

Twistedpoet: The dialer program is the little program that you have besides your browser, that you need to connect to your provider. In its setup you have the possibility to edit a timeout time that will count down as long as you are online but have no data movements (like during writing a text). If the time is off without further data movement, the modem disconnects automatically. Perhaps it is also possible to edit the same timeout time in the browser setup.

[Irish]

Twisted Poet---To solve your condiment problem;go to Burger King
;and have it your way!Besides;they broil their food;not fry it.Not
frying means;less fat.Altho;it is probably;not true.Less fat is very
important to most of the ladies.I hate mayo;so I always order
without.That assures;freshly cooked food and you don't have to
worry about; getting burned;by the heat lamp! Irish
P.S.Is Florida really Gods waiting ground for old people?
Problem:My toe itches when I brush my teeth!
Finally:Someone who takes things as serious as me!

[sadora]

I got up this morning,(my day off), and set about triming all of my hedges. I got done with some, and was really in my groove. All of a sudden, it started raining. I came in the house, and the dogs had eaten a chicken carcass left on the counter for the cats. I went to the bathroom to discover aunt flo had shown up somewhat early. I logged on to check my calender, and figured I would just peek in here. I got stuck, and now need to tune out, and finish my hedges! I have lost my hedge trimming groove!

[Twistedpoet]

PF-Well then my only other solution is this underground band of military convicts who help the little people with crazy problems.
The leaders name is Hannibal but not the cannibal and then there is this other guy they call Face and this angry black man with a mohawk and lots of gold, but he hates to fly so an air attack from hanggliders is out of the question.Is this starting to sound familiar to anyone?
I would assume that your filling can pretty much drip where ever it wants so I guess it belongs where ever it lands.
Please point it in the other direction I forgot my saftey glasses.

[Twistedpoet]

GermanSteve-Thank you for the insight.I understand even less about computers then I do about women so it amazes me that I can even turn the damn things on.Yet alone my computer.

[Twistedpoet]

Irish-Burger King has also joined the ranks in keeping their condiments to themselves.I was recently in the kitchen of a BK and over the drive in was a sign that said "Only give ketchup upon request and always ask how many."So they are just as guilty as the rest and as we speak I am banding together a clan of cosmic gangsters and we are going to go to all the fast food chains rape them of their condiments.Then and only then will I feel justified for all the GOD DAMN FRENCH FRIES I have thrown away because of the inabilty to properly smother my greasey little sponge sticks in that wonderfull,salty ,red globulation we call ketchup

[Twistedpoet]

Irish-as for your problem,my solution is simple:You can either execute your toe,or stop brushing your teeth.Or better yet find some an out of work midget who has a foot fetish and you'll be all set.

[Twistedpoet]

Sadora-AHHHHH my precious little wonder of life.How nice it is be able to put my butt against you in the night.I have missed you my love.The hedges look great and you look like the most beautifull thing I have ever seen.

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Irish]

Twisted Poet---When you go to the fast-food outlets;if you have a
problem;just bring my autistic grandson with you!He will straighten them out.I don't know if it has anything to do with his
autism;but he LOVES catsup.Example:If I stop and get him 2 sandwiches;I have to get him about 10 extra packages of catsup!
He has hamburger on his catsup;instead of catsup on his hamburg! Irish