Better this than that

[GermanSteve]

Better eight hours at work than not sleeping at all.

Better a Pershing in the cellar than a Scud on the roof.


please continue...;)

[Reverend Silky]

what the balls is a Pershing, and why would i have a Scud on my roof just because there wasn't a pershing present?

[nutworld]

Pershing and scuds are both missle types...

[GermanSteve]

Here they say

better a sparrow in your hand than a robin on the roof,

but that´s not funny.

[axe31]

better dead than smeg