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ChuckNDuck
05-01-2002, 09:05 AM
You know what sucks? When your girl's riding you hard, really fast up and down, and she goes up, and #BAMN# your cock doesn't go in completely straight and BENDS! That hurts sooooo bad...Sorry, just had to vent... :gld:
Oldfart
05-01-2002, 09:10 AM
Duck,

Make the pain your friend.

Learn not to put Willie where he can be bent, folded, spindled

or otherwise ouched.
sadora
05-01-2002, 09:27 AM
Well, just thought I would add that it isn't exactly pleasant to the woman either.
Of- I had no idea that yours was named willie!! he he!
Lovediva
05-01-2002, 10:14 AM
You know what sucks?
Yep!!!!!!











Me!!!! :D :D :p
axe31
05-01-2002, 11:00 AM
diva beat me to that joke
falling off sucks too not just your
ego that gets brused
MrX
05-01-2002, 12:41 PM
Hey its just one of the chances we have to take, Lets be careful out there people!
Steph
05-01-2002, 01:34 PM
I've been guilty of getting excited and letting willie escape the barn in a painful way, too! It's never stopped the action for too long, though, thankfully!
vampeyes
05-01-2002, 01:37 PM
Ahhh its just another excuse to kiss him and make him all better :)
Sarriah
05-01-2002, 02:32 PM
AaWWww Vamp you always thinking about making people better your soo sweet :D
Lilith
05-01-2002, 03:14 PM
Do you think they make slings for sprained cocks?:D
Murphy
05-01-2002, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
Do you think they make slings for sprained cocks?:D
Noo...but my X was an RN (REAL Nurse she called it...to give you anidea where SHE was coming from...but I degress)...and once Practiced on me....used a finger cott (tubular splint) and gause...felt wierd....
Oldfart
05-02-2002, 05:00 AM
Murphy

Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only

appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.

OF
Lady Tango
05-02-2002, 07:55 AM
This has happened to me too. I just give my partner a quick kiss, say "sorry" and pop it back. Don't want to waste the moment. Once it popped out just as I was about to orgasm which was a pity, and once when he was about to cum and he shot everywhere!
jay
05-02-2002, 08:39 AM
I always found that it causes sucking but what do I know
Lovediva
05-02-2002, 09:22 AM
Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.


Ummmm...I have a mouth....anyone need medical treatment???? :D :D
GermanSteve
05-02-2002, 09:53 AM
Diva:

Me, me!
khaos04
05-03-2002, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u



Ummmm...I have a mouth....anyone need medical treatment???? :D :D

I DO!!! I DO!!!

http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/images/smilies/popworm.gif hehe
Oldfart
05-03-2002, 05:58 AM
Diva

With a line-up like that, you'll be busy for weeks.
scotzoidman
05-03-2002, 07:23 AM
Hmmm... line forming for Diva's medical treatment... looks like the line for a new Star Wars movie...
Lovediva
05-03-2002, 08:16 AM
With a line-up like that, you'll be busy for weeks.

Ahhhhhh...but it's a good busy Oldfart!!



Hmmm... line forming for Diva's medical treatment... looks like the line for a new Star Wars movie...


"Luke. I am your Lover-r-r-r" :D :D :D :p
jay
05-03-2002, 08:51 AM
hey look whats that in the sky *every one looks as jay cuts to the front of the line*
Grumble
05-04-2002, 08:17 AM
well i know two things that suck more copiously but not as pleasureful as our lovely Diva (well that's pretty good suck uping by Grumble LOL)
a vacuum cleaner and an axial flow jet engine, boy they suck heaps.:)
Oldfart
05-04-2002, 08:30 AM
Diva

To save time perhaps a deputation of pixies most educated

and delightful mouths may save wear and tear on that most

truly delightful jaw.

Scotz, SOFA, variant the Alpha perhaps?
scotzoidman
05-05-2002, 12:34 AM
OF, I forsee problems keeping the line moving, but that's what technology is for, solving existing problems by creating new ones... ;)

Science marches on...
nikanik
05-05-2002, 12:36 AM
Diva do you need any help with that line? I volunteer my services.